The Relationship Chronicles

Relationship Weirdo-

Have you ever met a guy that you thought were the one but only to find out that he is the one weirdo in your life? I mean we all have unusual things that go on in our life but sometimes there is this abnormal being on the other end of the phone and then you realize the person you thought you knew turned out to be someone totally different. Very different I might add. He actually turns out to be someone who only talks and never listens, and is suppose to be a church boy but likes to masturbate over the phone and then once he finishes he wants to pray. Now is that weird or what.

I think this guy has a serious parallel mental problem. We have been friends for many years but I never knew how unusual he was until we got into a relationship. He has this way of seeming like a good guy but then when I talk to him on the phone he turns into this sex crazed maniac. He says he's a Christian and I believe him but he has a problem with masturbation and I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it but Jesus and moaning doesn't mix. At first I couldn't figure out how to tell him he's a little off the knocker but then I decided to take the professional approach. How do you tell a friend you no longer want to be in a relationship with him because he masturbates and then talks about God?

Well, first you start by explaining how meaningful he is to you and how important his friendship is. Then you tell him that you think it would be better if you all were to remain friends and not mess up the friendship by complicating it with an intimate relationship. Explain to him that you feel it isn't working out by being in an intimate relationship and when he asks why. Tell him the truth. I don't it like when you masturbate on the phone and then want to pray. It bothers me and it has made me think about my Christianity and I feel morally wrong when you do things like that. See how I put it back on me! When it's all said and done if he was really your friend he would understand but try not to come off as confrontational and judgmental. This should work. It worked for me.

Well until next time.

B.W.