The Rick Perry Pop Quiz

Are you ready for a political pop quiz? Of course you are. Here is a pop quiz from Rick Perry. Good luck!

1. Mitt Romney is:

a. Unelectable
b. Inventor of the flip flop
c. In favor of universal healthcare before he was against universal healthcare.
d. In favor of abortion before he was against abortion.
e. Not as handsome and manly as Rick Perry.

2. Global Warming is:

a. A myth.
b. A fantasy.
c. A complete fabrication.
d. A politician who can't take the heat.
e. A liberal's behind.
f. All of the above.

3. Social Security is:

a. For old folks.
b. For real old folks.
c. For real, real old folks.
d. For disabled Americans and incredibly old folks.
e. A criminal enterprise designed to take care of old folks.

4. Michele Bachmann is:

a. Crazier than I am.
b. An attractive, articulate, and brilliant woman. No! No! No! I can't believe I'm saying this.
c. Artificial intelligence gone awry.
d. A screw that is constantly loose.
e. Enormously sexy and bisexual.

5. There is only one candidate that is worthy of becoming the next President of the United States and his name is:

a. Rick Perry
b. Rick Perry
c. Rick Perry
d. Did I mention Rick Perry?
e. All of the above.
f. God I am so right for this position.
g. Newt Gingrich. Just kidding. I really meant Rick Perry.