The Royal What?

Julie Wimmer
Apparently this week is the Royal wedding,
however, I had no idea until I saw the news,
that Kate is the girl the prince will be bedding,
but to me this information is such a snooze.

Rich people getting together to mate,
while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet,
does, actually, get me a bit irate,
that this news is so big on the street.

I don't care who does what or who marries who,
even if it is the family in London with Royal blood,
there are thousands of weddings each day with "I do's,"
what makes these people the popular brood?

So they have crowns and fancy tea sets,
but, alas, that is all I really know;
I am sure Vegas is taking wedding mishap bets,
as the curiosity of the nosy grows.

Sorry Royals, you just can not get me hooked,
I am truly happy knowing as little as I do,
and sure, how great you have the chapel booked,
because on your special day,
I have to say,
I plan on being
on the loo.

Published by Julie Wimmer

Julie worked in tv/film for years. She now works part time instructing preschool gym and fitness classes at a local YMCA. She also has traveled around the US and has a good sense and knowlege of different st...  View profile

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  • Betty Asphy5/6/2011

    That is true. I was really impressed though when they said they really did not want any gifts, but rather wanted people to donate to charities.

  • Candice L. Collins5/4/2011

    love it! I didn't watch either...LOL, who needs it?

  • Kristen Warning5/1/2011

    Ha! cute!

  • Lori Gunn4/30/2011

    Silly Julie. Sometimes I even make plans to watch the weddings on soap operas.

  • Delicia Powers4/29/2011

    I love the wedding, a bit of magic in our sad news-torn world, lovely...;0)...Fun poem Julie:0)

  • Donald "Don" Rothra4/29/2011

    Everytime I hear this crap on the news, I say "Who cares". My point is well taken, judging by the comments here. GREAT JOB, JULIE!!!!!!!

  • Davida Chazan4/29/2011

    Ah, yes... well, if you were married to a Brit like I am you'd find it a bit more interesting.

  • Annette Robbins4/28/2011

    I, too, am not smitten by all the hoopla~

  • Mary Oberg4/28/2011

    Fun one!

  • Sandy James4/28/2011

    I'll be sleeping through it all!

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