The Rules of Stick Ball

Philip Theibert

A broom stick.
A tennis ball.
Tape a strike zone.
(Spray paint angers the building owners.)
On the back of Stein's Deli, tape a line
(the famous Stein's Line)
Pitcher stands by dumpster
Any ball before fire hydrant, out.
Any ball in dumpster, single.
Any line drive, hit
Any ball above Stein's line, homer.
Any ball below Stein's line, double
Kelly, on his stoop,
in his wheelchair
is umpire.
(He always wears a blue shirt)
No bases
No running
(unless you break a window.)
and Kelly must not break
the vow of silence.

Published by Philip Theibert

Philip Theibert is available for writing jobs and can be found at www.writingcoachnow.com. His latest book, The Most Creative, Escape the Ordinary, Excel at Public Speaking Ever , will be out in Fall 2012....  View profile

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  • Peter Flom2/11/2012

    Kids' sports were a lot better when the adults were at home.

  • Harriet Steinberg2/10/2012

    Sounds like my kind of game

  • John Myers2/10/2012

    Hehe!

  • David A. Reinstein, LCSW2/10/2012

    What we couldn't do with an old broom handle and a pinky!

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