The Sarah Palin Newsweek Cover

Too Good Looking to Be President?

Mark Whittington
The Sarah Palin Newsweek cover shows the former Governor of Alaska is in very nice dark shorts and a tight, red top with nice hair, a nice smile, and an American flag nearby. The Sarah Palin Newsweek cover is a declaration of war.

Mind, the original photo ran on the cover of Runners World and contains a small flag with a blue star, representing Sarah Palin's son who is now serving his country in the Middle East. The blue star flag is obscured by the caption: "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sarah?"

The accompanying articles are what one might expect. Sarah Palin is both an air head and a crazed demagogue who will surely sink the GOP is nominated and the country if elected. But the "problem" in this case is not the one stated, but the one deeply felt in newsrooms and political salons across the country.

First, let's look at the choice of the Sarah Palin Newsweek cover. The message is pretty clear. No one who aspires to be a world leader has any business looking like that. Women world leaders need to be old and dowdy, like Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi, or Angela Merkel. The simply cannot look as stunning as Sarah Palin, so stunning that she seems to drive people like David Letterman and Chris Matthews quite mad.

The idea that Sarah Palin is just too good looking to be President has more to do with the sexual insecurities of liberals than it does with Sarah Palin.

Mind, male politicians can get away with being good looking. People swooned over JFK's good looks and there are women who dream of being rogered six ways from Sunday by Barack Obama or Bill Clinton. Even the most liberal women, while hating George W. Bush, acknowledged that he looks like the Marlboro Man.

Rampant sexism in the liberal media? As Governor Palin would say, you betcha.

Now add to Sarah Palin's good looks, the fact that she has a successful political career, a ruggedly handsome husband who adores her, a large family, and is conservative and pro life, and we have a package designed to make a certain kind of person crazy.

The "problem" therefore is not that Sarah Palin is going to wreck the GOP (which the liberals at places at Newsweek could care less about) or that she'll wreck the country. Rather the "problem" is that Sarah Palin might just wreck the ascent of liberalism.

She possesses the deadliest Facebook page on the Internet. It was there that Sarah Palin crystallized what is at stake with health care reform with the term "death panels." This outraged liberals, mainly because it unmasked what is really going on. Health care reform is a plot to take away choices of life and death from patients and doctors and give it to the government. That it will do so by raising taxes, cutting services, and increasing regulations is just icing on the cake.

That's why Sarah Palin must be stopped. She has to be turned into a female Dan Quayle before she becomes a female Ronald Reagan. The thought of Sarah Palin, still on the near side of fifty, be sworn in as President is enough to keep the Left awake at night.

Source: Newsweek's gratuitous visual insult to a certain Blue Star Mother, C. K. Macleod, Hot Air, November 15th, 2009; http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/11/15/newsweeks-gratuitous-visual-insult-to-a-certain-blue-star-mother/

Published by Mark Whittington

Mark R. Whittington is a writer residing in Houston, Texas. He is the author of The Last Moonwalker, Children of Apollo, Dark Sanction, and Nocturne. He has written numerous articles, some for the Washington...   View profile

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  • Jeremy Smith 7/11/2011

    @scotsman Being attractive and intelligent are not mutually exclusive. However, Sarah Palin is not particularly bright, which makes the use of her example to prove your point null. You may think she's intelligent, but then...midgets think people who are 5 foot 6 are relatively tall.

  • scotsman 11/18/2009

    wow censored for that; will try again. She is hot, absurd to think you have to look like a troll to be smart

  • scotsman 11/18/2009

    She is hot; absurd to think you have to look like a troll to be smart ; or worse look like Beverly Bright.

  • AC 11/17/2009

    More than the cheap shot of using that photo, a bigger issue IMO is that Newsweek actually covered up the blue star from that photo. Newsweek tries to explain away why they used that photo, however pathetic and lame that explanation may be. But they simply cannot explain why covering up the blue star is necessary. It is a insult not just to the Palin family, but all of our soldiers serving right now. The message is, if you are related to someone whose politics we don't like, then we won't even recognize or acknowledge your service to our country. Is this the message we are sending to our troops?

    The blue star cover up is despicable. I hope you write another piece about this, to expose this intolerable act by Newsweek.

  • Sturmey 11/17/2009

    It would be useful to have a copy of the picture that you are commenting about. The comments without the reference picture are a waste of time and bandwidth. Much like this comment is wasting my time and bandwidth.%0D%0A%0D%0AAnd now you wasted more of your time reading it. Sad isn%27t it%3F Maybe next time you should post the picture%3F

  • lol 11/17/2009

    http://www.nosarahpalin2012.com lol

  • Conservative Wingnut 11/16/2009

    You are as crazy as she is.

  • Beverly Bright 11/15/2009

    I hope she deals them misery for a long time.

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