The Second-to-Last Conniption

Crawdad Nelson

The Second-to-Last Conniption

the only thing I hate worse than doctors

is capitalism

said the old timer, eaten by debt,

who shat principal

all over the nice clean floor.

Published by Crawdad Nelson

I'm a student, journalist, naturalist and forager. I've worked in a variety of occupations, from greenchain puller to small magazine editor, sometimes more than one at a time.  View profile

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