The Seven Chairs

There was a wonderful, tall nun that belonged to many Catholic churches in Ohio. But there was only one church she felt the most at home at, "Nuns Come First Catholic Church." As a hobby, she liked to build wooden chairs. After she built the first chair, she found out that they were magical. She decided to build seven chairs altogether. She made one for her brother, the second for her mother, the third for her father, the fourth for her neighbor, the fifth chair ended up in France, the sixth chair was stolen and the seventh chair was given to the priest. The seventh chair was magical. The nun and priest were the only ones that knew it was magical. The priest always asked how to work the magical chair but the nun never explained.

"When will you tell me?" the Priest asked.

"Never!" "But I can tell you what this magical chair does" The nun said.

"Please do" the priest asked.

Fifteen Days after the Nun said she would show him, she asked him for some alone time with the priest.

"These Chairs can only levitate." The Nun whispered.

The Priest Asked"will you show me?"

Little did this priest know that it wasn't words that he needed, but to believe that that the chair could levitate and it would.

After she showed him what the chairs do. She gave him a hint.

"Believe it and it will happen, but never try anything without with this chair without letting me know letting me know."

The priest asked "believe what?"

The nun never answered.

When the priest asked his brother, what he knew about magical chairs.

The brother said most magical chairs need you to believe that you can do its magical powers.

When he tried to believe that he can levitate he was eventually killed some hysterical way. Most don't know why he was killed but only I know. He was killed be cause he didn't listen to the nun. If he listened to the nun he would have survived.

That Sunday everybody wondered what happened to their priest, only the nun, Sally, knew.

When a new priest came in and saw this chair he wondered the same thing as the old priest. "Whats this?"