The Sign of Addiction to Guitar Hero

Kim Gould
Guitar Hero 2
Publisher: Red Octane
Developer: Harmonix
Genre: Simulation
ESRB: Teens (13 +)
Platform: PlayStation 2
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Many people have spent hours playing guitar hero. People host guitar hero parties. They opt to stay in drink and play the game with their friends instead of going out to the bars. Why the addiction? How does one know when they are addicted?

Every unsuspecting person picks up that controller and starts playing that song. Green, blue, red, yellow. The colors scroll along and your hands learn the natural process of playing along. You feel pride when you get Star Power and the crowd cheers. You're secretly disappointed in yourself when you fail and the crowd boos you. It just adds insult to injuries.

It started off innocently enough. You were just playing with some friends. Just having a fun night in. So how does it change to serious addiction. What are the signs that you should be looking for. When you prefer to stay in most nights playing the game instead of being with your friends. If they call and complain and instead of joining them, you desperately try to convince them to come over to play. If by some miracle they can convince you to go see a band, and the whole time you're just thinking that this song would be perfect for guitar hero and should absolutely be included on the next game. Instead of actually seeing the band in front of you, you're mentally picturing the colors scrolling along.

If your fingers start naturally "playing" even when you're nowhere near the game, and when your friends give you weird looks you calmly explain that it's green blue red duh. Then you continue doing it as if everybody should do this.

If you automatically befriend anybody who loves the game, just in the hopes that you'll have someone to play multiplayer mode with.

The most important sign. When you swear when you fail a song, and put off going to bed/work/school until you beat it. When you lose all sense of time in general, after telling someone that you'll be right there then realize four hours later that you never left. The simple reason that this game is so addicting. Everyone wants to be a rockstar but we were all granted with the talents to achieve this goal. Guitar Hero makes it easier to rock out and hear the crowd calling for an encore.

These are all signs of an addiction to one of the greatest games of all time.

Published by Kim Gould

I work full time and don't have as much time as I'd like to write but I am trying to make more time for it again.  View profile

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  • Alisha3/18/2010

    it is very addicting i know first hand i play at least 5 hr a day

  • Sh9ns.1/23/2009

    guitar hero gives me tunnel vision, the room warps. but i just.. can't.. stop..

  • SG12/27/2008

    I call Guitar Hero, "Guitar Queero"

  • krys10/31/2008

    i do all these things (almost) yet i am not addicted, i rarely play. i just happen to be fond of the game
    go figure

  • Tara7/19/2008

    yeah I call it gh and some person thought I was talking about ghd's ¬¬.
    I also do this song would be perfect for guitar hero thing

  • Mel6/6/2008

    What a poorly written article! Tell Associated Content I'll gladly replace Kim Gould. Maybe she could a find a job over at Fox with all those other incompetent and semi-illiterate douche bags?

  • Cass03/25/2008

    Another sign your addicted is you can not close your eyes or sleep without seeing the buttons scrolling by....I had to stop playing for a couple days so I could sleep at night...how pathetic but true!

  • jesse m.1/18/2008

    you guys are freaking pathetic

  • Christina Ramon9/7/2007

    That's me!

    I hear songs all the time and think, "Wow, This song would be great on GH. Listen to that solo..."

    Also, I refer to it as "GH."

  • thomas8/23/2007

    Step 1 is admitting you have a problem
    Step 2 ... I forget... let's play some guitar Hero

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