The Six Types of Women That All Men Hate

It's time for me to clear the air. There seems to be this misconception, which suggests that men have lower standards when it comes to choosing a mate.

That couldn't be further from the truth.

In fact, men are a lot pickier than we lead you to believe. In an effort to prove this point, I've decided to share "Six Types of Women That All Men Hate."Make sure you pay close attention to these women. And if it sounds like I'm describing you, then that may explain why your last boyfriend told you he was going to church and never came back.

1. Ms. "Stick In The Mud"
This woman never seems to have any fun...ever. In all honesty, it seems like her idea of a good time is a quiet evening at home reading the encyclopedia while eating a Lean Cuisine. On top of that, she doesn't know how to give or take a joke, since she takes herself way too seriously. Will you relax...please?

2. Ms. "No One Else"
Ms. "No One Else" wants all of your free time...every single second of it. As soon as the two of you get close, she stops talking to all of her friends and expects you to do the same. Some men may agree to this arrangement reluctantly, but they'll soon end up more unhappy than R. Kelly at a Grown and Sexy cocktail mixer.

3. Ms. "Something To Prove"
For as long as I can remember, Ms. "Something To Prove" has always worked hard to show the world she was capable of doing anything she set her mind to. And while the entire male population applauds her strength, we get kind of tired of her reminding us about it throughout the entire date.

"I've got a good job."
"I don't need a man to do anything for me."
"I've always been independent."
"I'm going to write a book encouraging other women to be strong like me."

Honestly, we'd rather watch an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet starring Shaquille O'Neal and Ellen Degeneres than to sit through an entire evening of that.

4. Ms. "Read My Mind"
For some reason, Ms. "Read My Mind" expects her man to know exactly what she's thinking at all times. She then constantly tests him, using his responses to gauge his level of love. To any woman who believes this type of behavior is acceptable, I suggest you change your way of thinking. We have absolutely no interest in dealing with a woman who specializes in "The Guessing Game."

5. Ms. "Cry Me A River"
By now, this woman has to be suffering from a tear duct infection, as she cries about everything. And I really do mean everything. It especially gets bad when the two of you disagree. As soon as things stop going her way, Ms. "Cry Me A River" turns the faucets on, and morphs into a living "Lifetime Movie." This makes any type of civil discussion impossible; which is not attractive...at all.

6. Ms. "Chatterbox"
I'm a firm believer that communication serves as the cornerstone for all serious relationships. So I encourage you to talk to your loved one...just not all the time. You see, the problem with Ms. "Chatterbox" is that she spends most of her time talking, and none of it listening. Before long, this type of woman grows even more annoying than that one drunk uncle who always tries to hit on your female friends.

The Fly Guy Moral: So be honest with me. What were your thoughts as I was detailing the Six Types of Women That All Men Hate? Were you unaware that women like this even existed? Or were you secretly upset that I pulled your card in front of everyone? If your answer is the latter, then I suggest you tap into your inner Michael Jackson and start looking at the "(Wo)Man in the Mirror." Before today, you were quick to blame others for your relationship failures. But now it may be time for you to look a little closer to home. Think about it...