The Skywalker's Guide to Winning Dunk Contests

Dunk contests are an exhibition that help prove basketball players are some of the most athletic people in the world. The artistry involved in even the most basic of dunks is enough to inspire even the most uninspired human being to write poetry that describes the sheer beauty of a 360 windmill. Winning a dunk contest has become exponentially more difficult due to all of the gimmicks used over the years. After studying the history of dunking and crowd reaction to said dunks, I believe there is somewhat of a formula involved in walking away the victor.

How to win a dunk contest: Over Under.
Jumping over people has been the cool thing to do in dunk contests for a while now. Since Nate Robinson jumped Dwight Howard(using howards back to get leverage), it's time to switch things up a bit. People jumping is officially out of style now. Don't get sever of your shortest friends to stand in front of the basket and expect to win. Find an old bath tub, and put a bar of soap near by it instead. It's more impressive if you were to not slip on a bar of dial and bust your head on the edge of the tub while attempting to dunk.

How to win a dunk contest: Showtime, baby!
The best dunkers are often times the most entertaining individuals on the basketball court. It's kinda like pro wrestling in that sense. The NBA's Dunk Contest has a bunch of Junk Yard Dogs, and Brooklyn Brawlers trying to wow the crowd, while The Rock(LeBron), Sting(Kobe) and Ric Flair(Jordan) are sitting in the stands as spectators, trying to stay awake during the whole fiasco. Do whatever it takes to grab the crowds attention. Break dance, soak the ball in kerosene and light it on fire, cure the common cold during a tomahawk slam, etc. Give everybody a reason to think you are elite.

How to win a dunk contest: Pay to play, baby!
Hard work and dedication to your craft doesn't always pay off. It's a sad fact in life. Because of this, sometimes it's okay to finance a few judges here and there, as a way of securing your chance of victory. Some people call this tactic a "bribe." Bribe is a strong word. This is more like "helping others to recognize true greatness". Some people don't have perfect vision. What's wrong will bringing a little clarity to their blurry lives?

How to win a dunk contest: The Champ is here.
Invest in a replica wrestling/boxing championship belt. If you walk on the court looking like a winning, everyone else will have to play catch up during the competition. Not only do big metal belts look cool, they are also multifunctional. You can use one to pummel your stiffest competition, and make them forfeit. Pro tip: Use the prize money to pay for a good lawyer.