The Sun is Too Darn Hot!

The sun is too darn hot!

And I am too young to get an age spot.

I am sweating so much in this weather,

that my hat keeps slipping; I need a tether!

The rays are blazing down on the street;

I went out barefoot and burned my feet.

My daughter asked me what was cooking out there,

my dear, it was my flesh, if you really care!

I put on my bikini to water the plants,

but my neighbor tripped over his pants,

as he watched me come out of the house into the yard,

he shook his head with such disregard.

I screeched "I lost 30 pounds you fool, you buffoon!

I did not think that it was too soon!"

"You look great," he said with an embarrassed smirk,

"It's just that your bikini top, my dear,

it's gone berserk!"

I looked down at my top, and shrieked my best,

my neighbor was correct,

my bikini top was gone

and all you could see

was chest!

The sun is too darn hot!