The Table and the Chair
The table and the chair don't get along too good
Probably because their both made of wood
"People can't sit near you without me."
"We're made out of the same kind of tree."
"People don't need you to sit and eat."
"I'm much stronger like concrete."
"Well, I still have legs too."
"But I have stronger legs than you."
"I have a place for when their back aches."
"On me people eat their steaks."
"You don't even have arms like me."
"I've got an eating surface, can't you see?"
"I was made from a better tree."
"Yet from butts I am free."
Probably because their both made of wood
"People can't sit near you without me."
"We're made out of the same kind of tree."
"People don't need you to sit and eat."
"I'm much stronger like concrete."
"Well, I still have legs too."
"But I have stronger legs than you."
"I have a place for when their back aches."
"On me people eat their steaks."
"You don't even have arms like me."
"I've got an eating surface, can't you see?"
"I was made from a better tree."
"Yet from butts I am free."
Published by Seth Joyner
Owned a hot rod shop till things went south, now I'm giving writing a try. View profile
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