The Ten Sexiest Roles Played by Johnny Depp

Okay, picking just ten was somewhat difficult. Wait, I take that back. It was damned near impossible! But, I managed to submit myself to hours of poring over pictures of America's favorite steamy hunk of man-meat in various stages of undress, just for you. Oh, what I do for AC!

Sexy Hotness # 10:Sir James Matthew Barrie, Finding Neverland

Mmmm all-American wholesome goodness. He looks just like the boy next door... and boy do I wish he was.

Sexy Hotness # 9:Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker, Cry Baby

Every woman loves a sensitive man. Can you say gorgeous? C'mere baby, you can cry on my shoulder any time!

Sexy Hotness # 8:Dean Corso, The Ninth Gate

Gotta love a man in glasses. Hey, Johnny, my gates are always open for you...

Sexy Hotness # 7:Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow

So what if Ichabod's a bit "prissy" when it comes to bugs and corpses? That just means he's in touch with his feminine side. Hell I'll take him. Give me a side of that.

Sexy Hotness # 6:Frederick Abberline, From Hell

Dark, intense, and dreadfully dreamy. He's a clairvoyant opium addict, and I'm so totally addicted to him.

Sexy Hotness # 5:Private Gator Lerner, Platoon

Sweaty, dirty, and on duty. Girls love a man in army greens, and this girl's no exception. Check out the size of that gun... oh yeah.

Sexy Hotness # 4:Mort Rainey, Secret Window

So he's psychotic. Delusional. Totally insane. But he is oh so hot. That crazed look in his eye just makes me want to share my secret. Oh, Johnny? Let me whisper it in your ear.

Sexy Hotness # 3:Don Juan DeMarco, Don Juan

Oh. My. God. Do I even need to say anything?! Johnny is sizzlin' hot as Don Juan, and what red-blooded American girl wouldn't love to stare at Depp in an open shirt for two hours?

Sexy Hotness # 2:Roux, Chocolat

Nothing gets my motor runnin' like a man who can play the guitar. And when it's Johnny Depp behind that guitar? *Takes a deep breath* Steady, now...

The Sexiest Hotness of All:Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

One look at Captain Jack sets me loins a quiverin'. It's not just the look... it's the whole persona. Bad boy extraordinaire, sarcastic to a fault. I don't know... I think the dreads just do it for me. Or maybe it's the hat?

Whatever the role, you can't argue that Johnny Depp is incredibly, amazingly, insanely, superbly hot. He's got something to offer everyone, no matter what their taste. Bring it on, Johnny, I can't wait to see more of you.