The Terrifying Dental Appointment
Another trip to the dentist,
Another doomsday awaits,
What will he do to my teeth?
What is my unspeakable fate?
Will he be pleasant
Or will he show his diabolical sneer?
Thank heavens I only go to the dentist
One time a year.
He has a new hygienist.
Her name is Cindy Plaque.
I heard that one of her patient's
Had a screaming attack.
I just hope Dr. R. Canal
Doesn't drill too deep.
Otherwise I hope that he puts me
Into a DEEP SLEEP!
I'm beginning to have second thoughts.
I don't need to see the dentist today.
My toothache doesn't hurt that much.
Eventually, the pain will just go away.
Another doomsday awaits,
What will he do to my teeth?
What is my unspeakable fate?
Will he be pleasant
Or will he show his diabolical sneer?
Thank heavens I only go to the dentist
One time a year.
He has a new hygienist.
Her name is Cindy Plaque.
I heard that one of her patient's
Had a screaming attack.
I just hope Dr. R. Canal
Doesn't drill too deep.
Otherwise I hope that he puts me
Into a DEEP SLEEP!
I'm beginning to have second thoughts.
I don't need to see the dentist today.
My toothache doesn't hurt that much.
Eventually, the pain will just go away.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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6 Comments
Post a CommentHumorous, but not funny. I can relate!
My dentist has a good sense of humor. Good poem!
Yes, it is.
Great poem, I don't like dentists!
Poor dentists.
That was funny----keep them coming, Steven.