The Three Stooges: Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter

Liberals bandy the three stooges names about every day. They seem mesmerized by how idiotic the words from Rush Limbaugh's warped mind can be. "How can Ann Coulter put her foot in her mouth constantly, and still sell books?" "Who does Bill O'Reilly really think he is to say that?" Those last two quotes can be attributed to 50 percent of the liberal right.

Obviously these laughable conservative imbeciles are so far out in right field that no one should listen to them. They should not even have a place in the media. So why are they so popular in their own unpopular way? Because they know how to and do push your liberal buttons.

All three can appeal only to a like-minded conservative audience and have some success. But, how could they be so successful without their loyal audience a bashers? Why the word "bashers"? Because the emotions of the liberal right are so highly charged, that rarely is a rational comment made about inaccuracy or perceived inaccuracy in their content. Of all the democrats commenting on the conservative axis of media evil, only the Rev. Al Sharpton seems to be able to make a point without veins popping out of his neck.

Liberals decry the lack of balance on the "fair and balanced" O'Reilly Factor. The democrats do all they can to have loyal liberal following shun the Fox News Network, conservative publications and conservative talk radio shows. It's like screaming, "Don't look!" Of course, everyone does look.

Now that the longest of election marathons has begun, how will the left perform? Let us put it this way, put on your foul weather gear, the mud has begun to fly! If you look closely at the three conservative stooges you may notice a small trail of drool down their cheeks. Not because they are blithering idiots; they are drooling over the increased ratings they expect from renewed campaign button pushing.

The Democratic Party would be well served to join in a united, solution driven front, that has broad-spectrum appeal. Like that is going to happen! That would be a political Utopia where the actions of Scooter Libby and Sandy Berger might be viewed with an equally disparaging eye. Like Utopia, I think both Libby and Berger should donate a buttock to the common good and ride sidesaddle in the future.

For all you registered voters, get ready! This is going to be a long one. Hopefully, the televised political campaign ads will be of high quality like the anonymous remake of Apple's 1984 commercial. Guys, yeah you politicians, try to make the mud slinging entertaining, for everyone's sake.

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