The Top 10 Most Outrageous Comments by AC Content Producers in 2007

Top 10 most outrageous things said by Content Producers on message boards and article comments:

AC has given me:
1. Aggravated carpel tunnel syndrome.
2. A lowered sperm count from the constant heat of my laptop.
3. New appointments with my therapist to treat my obsessive-compulsive disorder of checking my articles for comments.
4. The need to have people rank my work, including mundane things like, "On a scale of 1 to 5, how's that cinnamon toast this morning, dear?"
5. The ability to organize my thoughts into numeric lists.
6. A tax-advantaged, Nevada-incorporated LLC with my wife as the president so we are 8A-set-aside to get those sweet federal contracts.
7. A question for my tax attorney, "Can I claim that writers require uniforms so I can deduct tee shirts that I bought at the thrift store?"
8. The need to find a good tax attorney.
9. A giant stain on the carpet because I was too busy writing to let the dog out...for 3 days.
10. The need to drink more so at least I'll have that in common with good writers like Hemingway.
11. The desire to by a shotgun, so at least I'll have that in common with Hemingway.
12. An outlet for my totally skewed outlook on life.
13. An embarrassment to my family, especially my children.
14. A vehicle for my revenge...on my children.
By Barefoot:

2. "AC gives me something useful to do during my insomnia" by A. Hermitt

3. AC has helped me get back into my skinny jeans--almost. Since I've joined AC, I've lost about 10 pounds. This is because I write or troll the boards during my son's daily nap rather than stuff my face. by Amy Francisco

4. Mine pulls up an amateur porn star with the same name (in reference to a Google search of her name). by Heather Michelle

5. This may sound stupid. My wife is a heavy smoker I have tried to get her to quit. AC has helped me buy her cigarettes. By timothy scheiman

6. Today AC taught me what high blood pressure truly feels like. By Charlie Bradley

7. On What AC has done for her: It hasn't done a fucking thing for me. Rejected all my submissions, so you can all just fuck off. By Teri

8. On Content Producer pet peeves: "And why do people assume that EVERYONE likes onions in everything?" (by P.L. Ward)
"I knew it! You are some kind of communist pinko onion hater!" (by captdallas2)

9. "Maybe I'll get in touch with my Black Irish side and write some limericks. My first poem will start, "There once was a midget from Kenya..." by Barefoot on writing a short poem for Black History month.

10. To be honest when I first saw it I thought it looked like you were trying to give a deck of cards a foot job. By Kelly Spies on the avatar image used by CP Marissa Reale.