The Top Ten Days of Christmas - New Song

If an Associated Content producer had written The Twelve Days of Christmas, there would not be 12 days. There would be ten, maybe five, but definitely not 12. Also, there would be plenty of repeated keywords. I think it would go something like this:

Top Ten days of Christmas

On the First of the Top Ten Days of Christmas, my A.C. gave to me - A planet with two rings.

On the Second of the Top Ten Days of Christmas, my A.C. gave to me - Two featured placements. And a planet... (I'm not writing them all out, until the end, you get the idea.)

On the Third of the Top Ten Days of Christmas, my A.C. gave to me - Three "too common" comments.

On the Fourth of the Top Ten Days of Christmas, my A.C. gave to me - Four lost photos.

On the Fifth of the Top Ten Days of Christmas, my A.C. gave to me - Five days in processing.

On the Sixth of the Top Ten Days of Christmas, my A.C. gave to me - Six page-view updates.

On the Seventh of the Top Ten Days of Christmas, my A.C. gave to me - Seven lowball offers.

On the Eighth of the Top Ten Days of Christmas, my A.C. gave to me - Eight high Google rankings.

On the Ninth of The Top Ten Days of Christmas, my A.C. gave to me - Nine e-mails, unanswered.

On the Tenth of the Top Ten Days Christmas, my A.C. gave to me - Ten upfront payments! Nine e-mails unanswered, eight high Google rankings, seven lowball offers, six page-view updates, five days in processing, four lost photos, three "too common" comments, two featured placements...and a planet with two rings.
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And- following the theme, here's what we give Associated Content:

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, we gave to A.C. - Ten "Top Ten" lists! Nine repeated keywords, eight hundred e-mails, seven blurry photos, six mis-spellings, five tips for "something", four hundred words, three "too common" ideas, two forum entries, and content that can't be beat.