The Top Ten Quotes from Season Two of "Modern Family"

The first season of "Modern Family" brought some good laughs and great quotes from the cast. So far season two has lived up to all the hype of this sitcom and kept the laughs coming. Here are the top ten quotes heard on season two of "Modern Family."

"Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn't do anything wrong." - Phil

In episode 212, "Our Children, Ourselves," Claire convinces Phil to watch a foreign film instead of their original, less tasteful choice.

"There's a stranger in our hot tub." - Cam
"Who is it?" - Mitchell
"You do know what stranger means, don't you?" - Cam

In episode 211, "Slow Down Your Neighbors," Cam looks out the window to see a stranger in the couple's backyard hot tub and tries to alert Mitchell.

"You can't have two fun parents... You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents."

In episode 208, "Manny Get Your Gun," Claire explains why she is the strict parent and Phill is the fun parent.

"That gay cruise ship has sailed." - Cam

In episode 207, "Chirp," Cam explains to Mitchell why Lily probably won't have a completely normal childhood.

"Well, my white-man name is Tucker. I am 1/16 Cherokee. Ready for child to soar like eagle." - Cam

In episode 205, "Unplugged," Cam panics during a preschool interview for Lily and starts inventing reasons why the family should get in to the prestigious school.

"You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck." - Mitchell

In episode 203, "Earthquake," Mitchell explains to Cam that his lying isn't a problem for Cam all the time.

"I know I'm not the handiest guy, but I'm still a man and I want to be able to look out into my yard and say, 'There's a little bit of me in that princess castle." - Mitchell

In episode 201, "The Old Wagon," Mitchell explains why he should be allowed to build Lily's princess castle himself, even though he's not good with tools.

"There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works." - Jay

In episode 211, "Slow Down Your Neighbors," Jay explains why things are they way they are to Gloria.

"Two thirds of my house can't do what a billion Chinese do." - Jay

In episode 211, "Slow Down Your Neighbors," Jay learns that Gloria and Manny cannot ride a bike.

"She bit me! Ow! She did it again! It's like Twilight back here!" - Cam

In episode 210, "Dance Dance Revelation," Cam is amazed to find out Lily likes to bite other people.

Modern Family Season 2 Quotes, TV Fanatic.