The True Story of Michael Vick

People are celebrating Michael Vick like he is some sort of hero for going to prison, getting out, then playing football on a high level all without recommitting his crimes. Yeah, why not just make an inspirational movie of it starring Mathew Mcconaughey. This is not the moral we want to teach our kids. We do not want the youth of our nation to aspire to be anything like Michael Vick.

The true story of Michael Vick.

Michael Vick had a promising football career going but he felt that something was missing, he needed more. One lonely night he was watching Scarface and thought, "Hey, that guy is cool" and Michael said to himself, "I want to be just like him someday" while imagining his face on Tony Montana's body. Michael kept watching until the end of the movie where Tony Montana is shot to death. Quickly Michael shook his head and unimagined his face on Tony Montana's dead body. Michael thought to himself, "If only there were a way I could run a crime ring without having to worry about violence with people." Michael thought and thought until his stupid little face lit up with excitement. That's when Michael Vick decided he would start an illegal dog fighting ring.

This was perfect for Michael, being the coward that he is, since he could abuse helpless animals and play Mr. Kingpin like the generic Tony Montana he had wanted to be. Time went by and the bodies piled up, Michael would personally kill the underachieving dogs by beating them to death or sometimes electrocuting them. Michael was proud of himself and ended every night thinking, "I'm so cool" before falling asleep.

Michael wasn't very smart and one day the cops discovered Michael's abused dogs. What Michael did was bad and all the people who Michael thought looked up to him snitched him out. Michael's feelings were hurt because now he knew that nobody thought he was cool, but instead used him as a fall guy. Michael went to prison where he could not play football, though he was tackled by his cell-mate "Bubba" on a daily basis. Bubba liked to use a special brand of wrestling that hurt Michael deeply. Michael lost everything, his job, his money, his house, his dog fighting ring, his fans and the elasticity of his exit hole. With Michael gone, his old team improved and soon Michael Vick was nothing more than a memory. Years later, Michael got out of jail and was able to play football again. Michael had lots of people to direct him and his actions, teaching him what to say and how to act. Nothing Michael said or did was true, but it made some people think he was no longer a psychopath. The smart people however, know that psychopaths are not cured by hardcore prison ramming. Even though Michael was out of prison he was sad because he can't play Mr. Gangster anymore.

The moral of the story is: Don't do bad things just because you think people will like you.

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