The Truly Last Frankie and LuLu Christmas Song

Donna Cavanagh
Well, after Mommy said that last week was our last song, she got two dozen messages asking for one more. Apparently,our fans do not care about Mommy's deadlines and neither do we! So, in the spirit of the season, here is one more Christmas song from us, Frankie and LuLu. We have also received questions about which one of us is Frankie and which is LuLu. I (Frankie - Francesca Muffie is my given name) am the black lab/shepherd/beast mix and LuLu -- well, we don't know if she is even all dog. She sort of looks like a mix between Piglet and Bambi with a little Pit Bull thrown in.

Anyway, enjoy this Christmas song and we hope Santa Paws makes all your dreams come true.

Please sing the song to Santa Claus is Coming to Town:

You better not fight
You better not cry
You better not bite
We're telling you why

SANTA PAWS IS COMING TO TOWN!

He sees you chasing squirrels
And pulling on your leash
He sees you digging through the trash
Chowing down the leftover quiche

SO,

You better not poop
Or piddle in the house
You better not growl
Or bring home a dead mouse

WHY?

SANTA PAWS IS COMING TO TOWN!

He sees you in the garden
Burying your bone
He sees you chewing mommy's purse
And playing with her new cell phone

OH,

You better not bark
You better not bite
You better not howl
In the middle of the night

WHY?

SANTA PAWS IS COMING TO TOWN!

Published by Donna Cavanagh

I like to make people laugh. My newest humor book "Reality: Fantasy's Evil Twin" is now available on Amazon. My other humor book "Life on the Off Ramp" and my poetry book "Poems for a Positive Day II" were...  View profile

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  • Sandy James12/26/2010

    HaHaHa! I love Frankie the Snowflake! Just adorable! These photos are worth a thousand words!

  • Verna Hendrickson12/18/2010

    Donna, the pic is wonderful,
    and your work here got me laughing out loud. It's hard to strike my funny bone.
    Thanks for my smile.

  • Maria Roth12/17/2010

    Cute!!!

  • Carol Roach12/16/2010

    No more, oh I am going to miss these

  • Mae Wong12/16/2010

    Hahaha I love Frankie & Lulu Songs! They sure are talented song writers! It's just the tune getting stuck in my head all day that I have a problem with.. looks like it's time to blast some Vai :)

  • TRESA PATTERSON12/16/2010

    you CANNOT put me into Frankie and Lulu withdrawals for the last weeks of the holidays, Donna! Please, please no!

  • Donna Cavanagh12/16/2010

    Delicia, the girls have shopping to do, but they can possibly try, but it's a slim chance. LOL

  • Delicia Powers12/16/2010

    No not the last... there is a week or more to go...and we do love their songs so...;0)!!!

  • Zona Zirconia12/15/2010

    Fantastic! Your babies actually listened to your behaviour lessons! Thanks for the song, sweeties and don't worry - Auntie Zona let Santa Paws know you are good in your heart, where it counts (but do try to refrain from chomping cell phones and purses)

  • Martin Kloess12/15/2010

    ;))

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