The Tweets: Greatest Tweets Vol. II

J. Paul Norton
After the success of my initial volume of The Tweets: Greatest Tweets Vol. I it has seemed more than appropriate to publish this follow up. Remember, these are some of the most interesting and socially insightful tweets I have made over the past year. Enjoy.

The Tweets: Greatest Tweets Vol. II

I wouldn't camp out for tickets yet, but the Bangles are apparently working on a new album. 'Eternal Flame' worth the price of admission.

Is surprising your wife by giving her money ever a bad idea?

I am just gettin' killed over here for runnin' a 27" Panasonic tube tv from the early 90's in my living room. They say I can do much better

Sometimes I just feel paralyzed by decisions.

Might be time to put on the "way back" machine and throw on the '87 classic 'The Allnighter'.

Jesus - healer, women's rights activist, teacher, son, savior.

The only thing that can overcome fear, anger, hate and violence is...Love

I just want the freedom to say in everyday circumstances "Hey, have you heard the Gospel? Have you thought about Jesus? Consider him."

Forget the Buffy movie, let's see Angel on the big screen. What could be more action packed than a movie about the Vampire w/ a Soul?

Yes, I do have a flare for the melodramatic.

Someone please tell Tim Lincecum to get a hair cut.

When I say 'I'm makin' it happen' that is exactly what I'm doin'. Making it happen.

If you are an activist, Human Trafficking and Slavery is a global issue that needs your attention. Actually, it needs all of our attention.

I am so "Old School" that the old school considers me "Old School."

"Make no mistake about it, kid. God intends to kill us all." A.I. Brooks - A Dawson's Creek classic quote.

Some days, a doughnut washed down with a Mtn. Dew is the right idea.

"Shariah is not our custom or our law " - H. London

Paraphrase: "God has been in the social justice business long before we even had a word for it."

My coworker asked me what I am working on. "I'm working on it all D. Working on it all!"

What if a story teller looked at Darth Vader's robotics as an asset opposed to a limitation? How would the yrs before A New Hope look?

Hottest Disney princess; Snow White. Hands down. She just needs a modern makeover.

As far as the debate; I have no problem with my child growin up thinking Pluto is a planet. It should be.

Remember to be grateful.

Do any of you know the trombone player for 'Remedial Ninjas'?

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J.Paul Norton loves to write about sports, relationships and religion. His sometimes quirky take on life adds an insightful humor to all his viewpoints.  View profile

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  • Dan Reveal9/16/2009

    Wow! This is great. I want to go read Vol. I. Thank you!

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