The Tweets: Greatest Tweets Vol. III

I decided after much thought to publish this third volume of my greatest tweets. Although the tone in these tweets, which have been made over the past 3 months, have a decidedly strong political tone, there are still enough humorous gems in here to warrant a read. Also, if you want, check back with the volumes that jump started this tweet series follow the links at the bottom.

The Tweets: Greatest Tweets Vol. III

"We're willing to wager that married monogamy is the best way to prevent HIV." -Fox News

I told him about Lost, Flight of the Conchords and Smallville. You mean to tell me he won't believe me about The Vampire Diaries? Come on.

With cutbacks on everyone's mind...how about cutting back just 5% of commercial time during NFL games. Sport is everything!

Droppin' HOF tweets! Get the word out. Like Puffy said, "You can hate me now, but I won't stop now." Hold it down baby!

Lettin' Heroes drop out of the DVR rotation. House, OTH & XOXO staying strong in the lineup!!

Kirk Herbstreit's free stylin' of "Texas Fight" is classic. Time to codify it.

"A Sodom and Gomorrah nation betrays children because they look to adults for guidance and protection." - Robin Berkely

Just thinkin' if everyone was 5'11 there'd be no reason I couldn't be a pro b-ball player.

"Remorseless sin is remediless ruin; it is the bottomless pit already" - Matthew Henry Commentary

"Kids are being aggressively recruited to become heterosexual in this country." -Kevin Jennings Obama Czar. Really? Idiot.

Bob Dole says "Obamacare needed." Bob Dole has lost it. The viagara has turned his brain to mush!

I mean are they giving out the Nobel to just anyone now? Seriously.

After watching 30 for 30 "Kings Ransom" I am convinced that the Wayne Gretzky led Edmonton Oilers were the greates hockey team of all time.

On Obama, "This emperor still has no clothes, and it is not racism to notice it." -Conrad Black

I think it is time for a Star Wars reboot that gives us more Skywalker and Solo characters that can capture our imaginations.

Having Morena Baccarin cut her hair for 'V' may be the straw that broke this "reboot's" back.

Starting at 1pm today, "Smoke and Mirrors."

Not one single creative idea. I mean, where's the money going? Where's the paper trail? At least give me a guy, girl and a smokin' gun!

"It's just sad to see that in this day and age, the most offensive thing on a shirt can be what people see as a religious symbol". -Unknown

You alienate a generation of men by not giving them strong roles in action television. Putting them on the sidelines is degrading; 'V'!

In the wake of Ft. Hood shooting, Muslims in America need to take a serious look at the Truth that is Jesus Christ.

The audition is going well. Trying to play it straight just to move forward.

I think it would be good to hear what a moderate muslim believes. Media continues to say there is a distinction. But, Islam is Islam.

I think it's nuts for LeBron to change his number from 23 to 6. There have to be better numbers than 6!

The Tweets: Greatest Tweets Vol. I

The Tweets: Greates Tweets Vol. II