The Twelve Days of 'Raq War

(Note: "Bremer Walls" was the nickname given to the concrete walls put all over the place by L. Paul Bremer, who ran things from May 2003 to June 2004. Titan was the contracting firm that supplied translators. "Rummy" refers to then Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.)
The Twelve Days of 'Raq War
On the first day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me
A flak jacket in a Humvee
On the second day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me
Two neocons,
And a flak jacket in a Humvee.
On the third day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me
Three fresh troops,
Two neocons,
And a flak jacket in a Humvee.
On the fourth day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me
Four roadside bombs, Three fresh troops, Two neocons, And a flak jacket in a Humvee.
On the fifth day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me
Five ....Bre_mer... walls. ...
Four roadside bombs,. Three fresh troops, Two neocons, And a flak jacket in a Humvee.
On the sixth day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me
Six suicidin' Sunnis,
Five ... Bre_mer ... walls. ...
Four roadside bombs, Three fresh troops, Two neocons,And a flak jacket in a Humvee.
On the seventh day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me
Seven banking Blackhawks
Six suicidin' Sunnis,
Five ..Bre_mer ...walls. ...
Four roadside bombs.. Three fresh troops,Two neocons, And a flak jacket in a Humvee.
On the eighth day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me
Eight gr'nades a launching
Seven banking Blackhawks
Six suicidin' Sunnis,
Five ...Bre_mer ... walls. ....
Four roadside bombs, Three fresh troops, Two neocons, And a flak jacket in a Humvee.
On the ninth day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me
Nine Ayatollahs
Eight gr'nades a launching
Seven banking Blackhawks
Six suicidin' Sunnis,
Five... Bre_mer ...walls. ....
Four roadside bombs, Three fresh troops, Two neocons, And a flak jacket in a Humvee.
On the tenth day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me
Ten Titan translators,
Nine Ayatollahs,
Eight gr'nades a launching'
Seven banking Blackhawks
Six suicidin' Sunnis, Five... Bre_mer ... walls. ...
Four roadside bombs, Three fresh troops, Two neocons, And a flak jacket in a Humvee.
On the eleventh day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me..
Eleven prisoners prancing,
Ten Titan translators,
Nine Ayatollahs
Eight gr'nades a launching
Seven banking Blackhawks Six suicidin' Sunnis, Five ...Bre_mer ...walls. ...
Four roadside bombs, Three fresh troops, Two neocons, And a flak jacket in a Humvee.
On the twelfth day of 'Raq War, My Rummy sent to me.
Twelve pipelines piping,
Eleven prisoners prancing
Ten Titan translators,
Nine Ayatollahs
Eight gr'nades a launching
Seven banking Blackhawks
Six suicidin' Sunnis, Five ...Bre_mer... walls. ...
Four roadside bombs, Three fresh troops, Two neocons, And a flak jacket in a Humvee.