The Ugly List

One of the worst moments of my life came recently when I was added to the "Ugly List" of my 4-year-old niece. But after I got over my initial breakdown, I was inspired to create an "Ugly List" of my own. So, here it is...

HIPPOS: These animals are extremely ugly. With their large heads and short stubby legs, I feel like I'm describing a fat midget.

MOLES: The larger, the uglier.

FIT FINLAY: I've always hated him.

JAY-Z: Simply repulsive.

COTTAGE CHEESE: Especially on thighs.

FEDOR EMILIANENKO: I'm sure he's a nice guy, but damn is he ugly.

TOM LEYKIS: At least he admits it.

SAM CASSELL: Also, a huge loudmouth.

CHORIZO: People actually eat that stuff.

ACNE: Eww! Acne monsters!

BABIES: Especially the aborted ones.

CUCARACHAS: Disgusting!

CHEF TOUMI: Often compared to a wild boar.

TREVOR MURDOCH: A mask would help.

Well, that's all I know for now. Perhaps I'll have to add myself in the coming years.