The Ultimate Guide to Pleasing Women

Disclaimer: If this guide in any way gets you broken up with; I, Ryn Garcia, take no responsibility for it. This guide is for educational purposes only. If you use this guide you are taking all responsibility for what might happen in your relationship(s).

Before you begin to condemn this article to a dreadful death, listen and you might learn something. I know not all men can know all there is to know about women but this is more of a guide to break down part of women most men don't know. I am going to distribute this article among 3 main sections: Children, Teen Years, and Adulthood.

Basic Rules of Women

1. Don't back talk; get her the water even if she yells.

2. Don't look her straight in the eyes.

3. Do whatever she tells you.

Well most women in their childhood are referred to as girls but they still fit in the category of women. In their childhood "small women" begin to learn they can control men with unexplainable powers. Small women begin to manipulate their fellow, "small men", classmates into doing things for them. This starts with a "Get me some water please" and ends with "Get me some water!"

When she approaches you act normal like you didn't read this guide, women can smell fear so stay calm. Let her put her arms around you before you touch her and when she does place one hand on her shoulder and say "Hey sweetheart I missed you" and smile, but not a cheesy smile; make it believable. She will then give you some commands such as: Get me some water, open the door, let me sit in your seat, do my homework, I forgot my lunch money today can I have yours, etc. Remember the basic rules, and follow them. That is all the help I can provide for children.

Alright guys, teenage girls get needier. You already know this, but sometimes need to be reminded of it. In this stage the girl or "small woman" evolved into a lady or "woman in training." Guys this type of women are looking for a man that will do what they want when they want and stick by their sides at all times. She's still going to want water, and you to get the door. There are some additional needs to meet though. Now that you can drive she's going to want you to borrow your parent's vehicle and take her out or just drive her around.

Whether you are her boyfriend or just best friend she is going to treat you the same. Once you obtain your parent's vehicle pick her up and make sure you are not late or too early. You have to be there on the dot or she will be pissed. Make sure you take her to a nice restaurant but not to fancy. Let her order whatever pleases her; you should order for her but if you don't know what she wants then just let her order. On the drive home don't talk too much but let her know your still there and listening. Walk her to the door and give her a hug, no kisses guys.

She will appreciate this. That is the basics for showing your girl a good time without sex, or anything of the sort. "Women in training" will also want you to not be too clingy. Being too clingy can scare girls away and may result in breakup. I'm not trying to get you broken up with so be careful. In order to not be so clingy call her three times a week rather than everyday, if you want to be with her every moment of your life don't let her know that, don't smell her hair every time you hug her, and most defiantly don't let her catch you staring at her for hours at a time. Well that is pretty much all you need to know about teenage girls or "women in training."

Now we are to the fun part, Adult women or "the alpha woman." This species of women are the most fun section to write about or even discuss. This is the woman most men become attached to in some way or another but the main one is sex, only the husband can have sex with his wife. "The alpha woman" is best described as a female spider, there is a chance she might eat her husband when she is through with him. When you approach "the alpha woman" be cautious, not as cautious as with "women in training", but watch your back.

She will want you to buy her a drink, take her out to five star restaurants, feed her dogs/cats, buy her jewelry, and finally move in with her. I am only going to take you through the first date like I did in the "women in training" section. "The alpha woman" isn't as strict as "women in training" so you can be a little late to pick them up. This shows that you're not moving to fast. When you arrive at her house knock three times and wait patiently and listen, she might say "Come on in and have a seat" so make sure you are listening for that. If she never asks you to come I while she is getting ready just wait for her outside patiently and tell her she looks beautiful no matter what when she meets up with you.

Once in the car let her pick the music you listen to, if you don't she will change the station anyways. On the drive to the Five Star restaurant make small talk nothing too complicated or long but just enough to let her know you know she is there. At the restaurant order for her, you 'must' know what she wants by the times this step comes along. Order her dish first followed by yours and let her order her desert for the both of you. Almost forgot, during dinner and desert don't forget to compliment her.

Don't over do it but compliment her just enough to get her giddy. After desert, stand up and help her out of her chair then push the chair back in and don't forget to pay the bill and leave a large tip. In the car on the drive home let her know she is beautiful once more and relax because the date is almost over. Take her to the front door and give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. If she wants more she will let you know. If she offers you to come in, say no. She will see you're a gentleman and respect you more and might actually want a second date.

I hope this guide helped you in women skills. There are some important things to remember:

1. Always tell girls they are beautiful even if they aren't.

2. Don't over do the compliments.

3. Always get the door for them everywhere.

4. And last but not least, have fun. Cheers.