The Ultimate Prank Calling Guide!

Hello everyone! Let me first start off by telling you that you are responsible for EVERYTHING that you do with this guide. I am not telling you what you should go and do, I am just giving a guide of how to do it. Do not hold my accountable for an trouble you may get in, or any illegal activity you may take part in. Good, now that we got all of the legal disclaimers out of the way let's get on to my guide.

Table of Contents:
I. What are the Rules?
II. Who to Call?
III. What to Say?
IV. When to Stop?
V. Now What?

I. What are the Rules?
Whenever you are going into a prank call, you have to set limits for yourself. How far are you really going to take the call? Are you going to threaten them? I would not try this because it is illegal in most of the United States and you could face jail time... So don't try to do that. If the person tells you that they are going to get the manager/supervisor, I would advise to hang up the phone. Now that you have set up some rules, let's find out who to call!

II. Who to Call?
There are a number of people who you can call, including friends, family, and unsuspecting Xbox Live support people! But seriously, don't call up anyone that would get mad such as big businesses. Sometimes it is fun to mess around with convenience store clerks really late at night, or fast food restaurants. Don't do something stupid like call 911. That will get you arrested, and possibly charged with a crime. So, once you have found someone to call, now you have to find out what to say.

III. What to Say?
There are a lot of things that you can say, and I have a few suggestions. If you are calling up one of your friends, just be like hey is Mike there (or whatever their name is). Then later you can tell them they won a contest for a free trip to Mexico and ask them some strange question. Another good one is when you convince a fast food restaurant that you were in their place a few minutes before and that you found a bug in your frosty. Tell them that you demand a new one and you are outside on the sidewalk. But remember again, don't do anything stupid that could get you in trouble

IV. When to Stop?

When you laugh
When they say that they are getting their manager
When they get so mad that it is funny

V. Now What?
Now you laugh, call them back, or just call someone else. It can be really fun and once you master it, it is easy! Good luck, AND DON'T BE STUPID!