The Ultimate Warrior Hates Health Ledger

There have been many rumors and urban legends associated with pro-wrestling legend, the Ultimate Warrior. Unfortunately, the latest word on the Ultimate Warrior is no unsubstantiated rumor - it is totally legit and sanctioned by the man himself. The Ultimate Warrior, or Jim Hellwig, has posted a blog entry, on his blog "Warriors Machete", celebrating the death of Heath Ledger and crapping on his life. A more appropriate name for the Ultimate Warrior is the Ultimate Assclown.

The extremely and notoriously longwinded and self congratulatory Hellwig, who legally changed his name to Warrior, takes about two years to get to his point in the anti-Ledger blog entry titled, Dead Long Before 28. He rambles on sarcastically about Brokeback Mountain and Willie Nelson. Then meanders into some chickenhawk inspired, superficial, and totally uninformed rant about American "soldiers", in which he compares Ledger's supposed anxiety and mood swings to those of "soldiers" in battle - as if this has any bearing on Ledger's life or death. Strangely, because Ledger has no history of outspoken anti-troop rhetoric, the tone of this whole section makes it sound as if Ledger had some axe to grind with "soliders" - and by the way, not to nit pick, but if the Ultimate Assclown weren't such a chickenhawk douche, he would probably know that the word "soldier", when referring to the US military, refers specifically to members of the US Army only.

But the Assclown's fake "soldier" love, is really secondary to his most offensive message. Hellwig - er... I mean the Ultimate Assclown, who makes a living today as a ferocious anti-homosexual "conservative" speaker, goes on to falsely assume that Ledger killed himself, and even comments on how his death will affect Ledger's child Matilda Rose. He writes, "After all, Leather Hedger did what it took to kill himself. His kid is without a father, yes, but the negative influence is now removed and his own child has the chance for a full recovery". At this point, the depravity of the Ultimate Assclown is on full display. To suggest that Ledger's 2 year old child is better off without her father is simply disgusting, presumptuous and anti-human. And from what is Ledger's baby daughter supposed to be healing? Her father starring in a film about a couple of guys in love with each other? This is just a sick concept even for someone as clearly disturbed as the Ultimate Assclown Jim Hellwig. He also takes time to inject a jab at his old wrestling enemy Hulk Hogan, writing that Hogan should off himself for the sake of his children, because in the Ultimate Assclown's opinion, Hogan is a terrible father.

But back to the Assclown's comments about Heath Ledger - Let's just play his game for a moment, and work under the assumption that being gay is some sort of evil. So, if Heath Ledger deserves death for the sake of his children because he played a bean eating gay cowboy in a movie, as the Ultimate Assclown suggests on his blog, then it follows that he would also celebrate, or hope for the suicide, of every actor that ever played Hitler in a film and has children? If being fictionally gay in a movie is a bad influence, where does playing a genocidal freak fall on the Ultimate Assclown's chart? Or maybe Anthony Hopkins should kill himself for portraying the fictional serial killer Hannibal Lechter? Robert Deniro has a few kids - does the Ultimate Assclown think Robert DeNiro should die because he portrayed the murderous Max Cady in Cape Fear?

Maybe Warrior would be happy if every actor/actress who has children, and had the nerve to portray a gay person, dies or commits suicide? What a moron this guy is.

Given the Assclown's own history, he might determine that he should kill himself? Let me be as judgmental and presumptuous as him, and say that his wrestling character - the totally insane, and pretty flamboyantly gay looking Ultimate Warrior - is a terrible influence on his children. The pro-wrestling industry, in general, is hardly a bastion of wholesomeness, and it is how he became famous. Talk about being gay - he made his living getting nearly naked and oiled up, decorating himself with colorful body paint and fringes, and then rolling around on a mat with other men. Before that, as a bodybuilder, this dude again oiled himself up, and pranced around a stage showing his amply muscular ass. The "Warrior" clearly likes getting mostly naked and oiled up with other men.

His post wrestling life is an even worse influence on his kids - flying around the country spewing hate speech and asshole conservative rhetoric, and celebrating the death of perfect strangers based solely on their portrayals of fictional gay people. He changed his name legally to just "Warrior", and is forcing his kids to use it as their surname. This clown probably introduces himself as "Warrior" to his kid's boyfriends/girlfriends - that sounds like child abuse to me. What an idiot.