The Umpire was a Vampire
I saw the ump,
Fall on his rump.
You Asked for It
Drive a Toyota,
Drive the best,
Drive a mile,
Walk the rest.
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
I ran from Iraq.
I may be way out in left field, but I think it's a whole new ballgame for the Red Sox this year.
Published by Craig Olson
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