The Unfortunate Defamation of RS 1033
Originally Written October 3, 2007, Directly After Zac Efron's First Rolling Stone Cover
After reading the Rolling Stone article, I put the magazine with the rest of our periodicals in the downstairs bathroom. How do you think I felt when I walked into the living room a couple days later to see my Zac Efron Rolling Stone purposely left on the coffee table...completely defaced: blacked out teeth, a uni-brow, excessive chest hair and many other things that I dare not mention. "Matthew!" I yelled, "What happened to Zac Efron?!"
"I don't know what you're talking about," he said innocently from the next room. I showed him the magazine and he insisted that that was the way I had bought it. I knew there was no use in me getting any kind of confession out of him. So I let it go. But over the course of the next week or so, whenever I picked up my RS 1033, I found the cover to have been destroyed and drawn on even more. The drawings had become even more lewd and outrageous! But again, Matthew denied it all. All he said to me was, "Your boy Zac isn't looking too well these days..."
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2 Comments
Post a Commentthis is so funnny!!!
We really need to rally together people and try to prevent these marker/pen attacks from defacing the gorgeous face of our beloved Zac. Its time to bond together and rule that Rolling Stone should re-print his cover with a marker/pen safe solution and redistribute it so we can keep this piece of history intact.