The Unwinnable Argument

"Frik Vs. Frak"

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There is no God
Oh, yes there is

God doesn't exist
Yes, He does

Does not!
Does, too!

I can't believe someone as smart as you actually believes in God!
I can't believe someone as smart as you DOESN'T!

You're stupid if you believe that some old man in the sky made the world!
YOU'RE stupid if you believe everything "just happened"!

Only an IDIOT believes in the divinity of Jesus!
Only a FOOL rejects Him!

I'm not about to lose my mind, like you obviously have!
And I'm not gonna lose my soul, like you!

You belong in the mental hospital!
And YOU'RE gonna BUUUUURRRRRN in HAILLLL-uh!

Brainwashed sheep!
Lost sinner!

DUMBASS!!
HEATHEN!!

Stop it, you two. You're both killin' me!
Why must you try to force others to see
The way y'all think everything oughta be?
So shut your pie holes and just AGREE TO DISAGREE!

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  • Joe Poniatowski4/11/2008

    Very appropriate. You've completely captured the sentiments of both camps.

  • Bandit3/24/2008

    I'm with Nikki. Ditto!

  • Timothy Frazier2/27/2008

    I once argued with an agnostic dyslexic insomniac. He would lay awake at night and wonder if there really was a dog. It's easier to be a Calvanist. No argument, just speak the truth and let it grow or die. I don't think anyone was ever commanded to argue or force the good news down anyone's throught, only to speak and spread the truth. (Feel free to point the hypocrisy of my first two sentences being a lie, I stole them elswhere because it was FUNNY!) Thought inspiring poem. Thanks.

  • Justice Lives Not2/12/2008

    Thank you, Mary. Your's is one of the most brilliant observations I have ever heard regarding these petty little people on both sides!

  • Mary Naylor2/11/2008

    I think you make an excellent point. Sometimes I think these bitter arguments are less about is there or is there not a God, and more about who is king of the hill.

  • Hannah2/10/2008

    I absolutely loved this! Fanatstic job, Mike!!!

  • Randy Inman2/7/2008

    Well said Sir!

  • Kelly Spies2/6/2008

    LOL point taken!

  • Tyler Mills2/4/2008

    Mike, thank you. I'm not sure I've ever seen anything that I agreed with more on AC. Rock on dude!

  • Rebecca Livermore2/4/2008

    So true!

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