The Washer and the Dryer
The washer and the dryer are in a feud
To each other they're being quite crude
The dryer thinks the washer cleans clothes too much
The washer says the dryer is too hot to touch
"You could catch on fire."
"And your quite a bad liar."
"You always shrink all the clothes."
"From the Good Will you were chose."
"Well, I'm more than just a giant water hose."
"I'm more special because I dry the clothes."
"When your too hot you begin smoking."
"At least my controls aren't broken."
"So what? Your linen trap is filled."
"Too many clothes and you'll be killed."
To each other they're being quite crude
The dryer thinks the washer cleans clothes too much
The washer says the dryer is too hot to touch
"You could catch on fire."
"And your quite a bad liar."
"You always shrink all the clothes."
"From the Good Will you were chose."
"Well, I'm more than just a giant water hose."
"I'm more special because I dry the clothes."
"When your too hot you begin smoking."
"At least my controls aren't broken."
"So what? Your linen trap is filled."
"Too many clothes and you'll be killed."
Published by Seth Joyner
Owned a hot rod shop till things went south, now I'm giving writing a try. View profile
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