Political Limerick Contest

Elephants and Donkeys, all look the same, who is to tell what is in the name?

A Political Limerick

A write in candidate for the third party person

A political doggerel in limerick form: From behind the red curtain, a whimsical examination of McCain's denial of the Bush legacy, his choice of a V.P., (who sprang fully-formed from the head of Karl Rove), and the potential consequences of said choice.

A limerick reflecting John McCain's disdain for the middle class

political limerick US election

This is a funny limerick about the democratic and republican candidates

Obama related.

Anti-McCain/Palin limerick

A limerick promoting McCain and Sara Palin... Team Maverick

An Anti-McCain/Palin limerick contest entry.

Since becoming John McCain's vice presidential running mate, Sarah Palin has withstood vicious personal attacks unlike any politician in living memory. She's emerged unscathed, and the vast majority of Americans love her.

Lil Barack Obama Teased by The Class Scorner

A humorous pro-McCain political limerick.

1 of 4 limericks to "Honor" the 2008 Election Candidates

A limerick about Sarah Palin aspiring VP for the United States of America

A political limerick.

Political limerick: anti-Obama

This is a limerick dedicated to those who thought that they wanted to vote for McCain/Palin.

Anti-Obama Limerick

Anti-McCain/Palin Political Limericks

Political limerick: pro-Obama/Biden.

A simple Limerick I wrote that's pro-Obama. Hope you enjoy.

A simple citizen's look at the poor choices available for our leadership.

Pro-Obama political limerick

Choosing the wrong presidential candidate is far more frightening than ghosts and goblins. Read on for an entertaining, yet meaningful political message.

Political Limerick Contest entry satirizing Sarah Palin.

This is a political limerick written after the vice-presidential debate.

A political limerick that favors Barack Obama

Are you serious? You need an overview of a limerick? Just read it already.

An anti-McCain/Palin political limerick submitted for an Associated Content contest.

An inspiring limerick about Barack Obama, the new hope for the future.

Who's running now? "Check Mate", a political limerick offering a bitter move.

Sarah Palin actually supported rape victims having to pay for their own rape kits. I don't know if she's a "maverick" but she is definitely some kind of animal.

5 Entries from all three suggested categories.

Four Limericks for four candidates.

A political limerick for the 2008 presidential election

Who should you choose to help the country out of it's economic slump? Read on to see which man is right for the job.

Political Limerick

Several Limericks to choose from, mainly in favor of the Obama/Biden ticket.

A factual Limerick about John McCain and Barack Obama.

Presidential race limericks

Voters don't like negative folk who didn't do their homework so Palin will likely lose the election and go back where she belongs as my poem says

This is a political limerick in honor of Barack Obama, the Democrat candidate for US President in 2008.

Limerick for Obama

Sexual conspiracy theory pertaining to why McCain chose Palin, ha ha. It also states that these candidates offer nothing new or innovative to move our country ahead and above today's unique and challenging issues, including today's economy.

Black and White mixin' it up...

A few limericks that express not only my views of the political arena

Here is a little pro McCain limerick that is humorous, it is sure to bring a smile to any puss, except for the sour Obama, who will surely cry for his mama, upon reading something this freakin' hilarious.

The rhyme shall surely speak for itself -- Just remember, the limerick form is by definition, a touch on the bawdy side...

The perfect candidate

Political limerick about Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin

A Limerick for Palin

Ron Paul, Presidential candidate and tax-cutter extraordinaire, is honored in this limerick.

Here are a few political limericks to hold you over until election day.

Political limerick - anti Obama

A critique of Republican political tactics

Is there more to change than two-party debate?

Political limerick focusing on the inability of the McCain/Palin team to survive the Obama/Biden campaign.

Although this piece is a limerick, it is also a ballad of sorts as it tells a story. While most limericks are only five lines long, it is perfectly acceptable to continue with the story of the limerick so long as it remains in limerick form.

John McCain, too old to be president?

A limerick about the McCain Palin ticket

An independent's anti-partisan limerick.

A little ditty tossing my support to the Democrats.

Here's a political limerick just for you!

it's a limerick; thus, rude and mean.

Nothing is entirely black and white... why should we have only two ideological choices for government officials?

Who is ahead in the Presidential Polls? Who knows? Here is a Political Limerick for McCain & Palin. Don't forget to vote.

A limerick for the up-coming election describing the uselessness of the popular vote.

A limerick for the contest.

A limerick about the election and John McCain

A humorous limerick about the 2008 presidential election. It does not matter who you are voting for, just vote! Our future depends on it.

Pro Palin or anti Palin, ya gotta admit the Alaskan governor creates controversy.

A few little limericks for the esteemed candidates in the race, whether they rock or not.

This is a limerick considering the outlandish way that some people view Barack Obama.

A limerick about media-shy Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Political Limerick

Political limerick.

Sarah Palin Limerick

A poem which reflects political understanding of an immature boy

October 2008 AC Political Limerick Contest Entry--McCain/Palin: Ticket to Nowhere

This is a political contest which is anti-McCain/Palin. It is a limerick

The bridge to nowhere may become the bridge to somewhere. But where will the bridge take Senator McCain and Governor Palin?

Limerick: Ode to Sarah Palin

Anti McCain Palin ticket

Pro Obama? Pro McCain? Read till the last line to decide!

A fun poem about Obama and McCain

Why McCain regrets his choice of a running mate.

Did picking out a "skirt" cost McCain the Presidency? Read this original limerick and then decide.

Limerick on Sarah Palin

A limerick about Sarah Palin

Poking fun at the ACORN controversy

The concept of the political process as we see it. The Economy's impact on the political campaign ads.

Poem - political

A limerick about the women in politics.

Paying double for mandatory insurance, in some cases, because crossing state lines is not allowed, will obviously continue if Barack takes over. Too much government involvement, with health care, could lead to 50% of your check going to the government.

A political limerick

Some thoughts on our upcoming elections...

Times of Renaissance, Times of Change,

Political Limerick

Bad points on Obama & Biden, Bad points for MaCain & Palin, Positive points for Barr in the form of a political limerick.

A political limerick.

A limerick in tribute to Governor Sarah Palin, a surprise candidate for Vice-President of the United States

Here are four limericks, based roughly on my own evaluation of this election, which continues to be weird and ugly.

This is a limerick about John McCain's campaign during the month leading up to the election. It reads like a short poem, but loosely follows the rules of a limerick.

Limerick about McCain and Palin

A little limerick describing the weakest of the candidates!

Political Limerick for all 4 candidates

A little tongue-in-cheek look at Palin's stand on the issues.

Limerick for Obama, Anti-McCain, and Independent.

A Limerick Poem in support of John McCain-Sarah Palin

A limerick about Sarah Palin.

His VP choice is helping the country laugh its way through hard times.

Obama or McCain we're all still screwed!

Political Limerick Contest

Limerick favoring Barack Obama and Joe Biden

Limerick for John McCain

Limerick about why the GOP is not pleased with their candidate this week.

A limerick about the Obama campaign

Taxes and more taxes.

It's ironic that the Republicans are so set on letting unborn beings live, that they're willing to take the lives of others. But to each their own.

Limerick about Obama

A poetic look at the election as it has come down to the lesser of two evils.

Elect Obama and end the chaos!

Limerick on the way things are right now

Obama Limerick

Political limerick about the presidential campaign.

This limerick is about how a Non-American feels about the American Election.

A political limerick pro Barack Obama

A little Palin humor

A limerick

Poking a little political fun

Obama v. McCain

A limerick about the language of politicians

A goofy limerick about Sarah Palin

"There Once Was a Governor Named Palin" is a political limerick focusing on 'Maverick' Vice Presidential candidate and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin

A senatorial limerick.

Funny short political Limerick From and independent

Anti-Obama Limerick

Political limerick

Limerick for ex-POW McCain

A couple of light-hearted ditties for these oh so serious times.

This limerick helps bring truth to a debate of lies.

This is my silly pro McCain limerick.

A limerick about a republican who wants to be president.

John McCain and His running mate Sarah Palin

Political limerick

A sarcastic tribute to the two-party system in America.

Plug for Sarah Palin as Vice-President

Political Limerick

Political Limerick

Could she really be the next vice president?

October Obama/McCain Political Limerick

Anti McCain/Palin limerick

Anti-McCain limerick.

Limerick about Sarah Palin

Who do you think will win?

Political Limerick

Limerick about Sara Palin

A political limerick concerning the Republican party candidates for President and Vice-President.

limerick about John McCain

Do you want "Joe SixPack" running our country? Is it gender, poise, beauty, or race that got Sarah in? Definitely wasn't character or smarts.

Entry for the Political Limerick Contest. Sarah Palin.

McCain is something of a stiff...

Anti-McCain!

Political Limerick Contest Entry for Pro-Obama/Biden

A limerick about Senator Obama's color.

Political limerick contest entry.

Commentary on Obama's name

Political limerick

A limerick about the pointlessness of current political posturing

This is a limerick in defense and support of an independent candidate for President.

I've been in Arizona for McCain's entire political career. It's been ugly!

Is there something about politics that makes you want to write a limerick? Here's my political limerick about Sarah Palin.

A Merry ol' Anti McCain/Palin Political Limerick

A Political Limerick

A pro Obama/ Biden Limerick

Anti McCain and Palin Limerick

A limerick that leads one to reevaluate out two mainstream candidates.

A limerick for John McCain and I approve of this message.

A humorous look at Obama

Political Limerick in support of McCain/Palin

Limericks have been around for ages and are a great way for us to poke fun at politicians this election season. What follows is a political limerick written about the Sarah Palin/Joe Biden debate.

Political limerick about Sarah Palin.

A political limerick just for the fun of it..

Created for the Political Limerick call for content.

Palin on the hunt

Palin Lymerick

Political Limerick Contest Entry.

Limerick

Sometimes when you have a democratic friend and a republican friend, things get a bit awkward. Here's a limerick describing how non-voters feel

A quick limerick meant only in good fun.

Anti-Obama Limerick - hits on a worry of terrorism.

Train-wrecked Election

It is easy to see why you should vote for these candidates

A fun little limerick about McCain's negative turn.

Voting for the McCain/Palin ticket in 2008? Pass on this political limerick to fellow republicans as a lighthearted smack to contenders Obama and Biden.

A political limerick for Sarah Palin

An anti-McCain/Palin political limerick.

A poem in limerick form opposing the Republican ticket and supporting the Democratic ticket in the presidential elections.

Limerick O' Politics

Political limericks for election 2008.

Oh say can you see what Sarah Palin sees? A political limerick for our times.

This is a little limerick about John McCain and Sarah Palin.

Anti McCain Limerick

This is a limerick about John McCain and Sarah Palin

Limerick Contest: Anti-McCain category

Political limerick for republican senator John McCain's 2008 presidential campaign against democrat senator Barack Obama.

A limerick about Sarah Palin

McCain, and Palin after the debating

With McCain/Palin, "change" is more of the same.

A little diddy abut John McCain and Sarah Palin defeating Obama and Biden.

Pro Obama Political Limerick, Pro McCain Limerick, and Independent Limerick

6 limericks for the lonely teddy bears.

John McCain offers a destiny for Sarah Palin's bridge....

My political limerick.

10 Political Limericks for the Political Limerick Contest

A humorous Political Limerick with Sarah Palin as the muse.

The John McCain/Sarah Palin republican ticket is an absolute joke and the embodiment of the sheer insanity of American politics. Here then is my Limerick ode to this ridiculous pair of political misfits.

Limerick about Barrack Obama.

Limerick about McCain's VP pick

Sarah Palin is probably the best choice that John McCain has made on his journey to the White House. We all know he's going to win-- thanks to Sarah Palin!

'Tis the political season, and in the spirit of the season, we present a limerick for Barack Obama.

Some say their womanhood requires them to vote "woman", but maybe they're just trying to avoid voting "black".

A new limerick for the political sea of election turmoil

Here is a little political limerick that I crafted with McCain and Palin in mind.

Palin and Biden square off in debate, pundits describe it as stalemate. But we think she won, cause when they were done, Joe Biden thought she'd sealed his fate

Here is my entry to the political limerick contest, which pays homage to a man named McCain. I hope you enjoy it.

An Anti-McCain/Palin Limerick

A bit of humor for this 2008 election.

A McCain Limerick from a McIndependent

Sarah Palin can't name a single newspaper she reads or a supreme court decision she disagrees with, but she sure is pretty.

A Pro Obama election limerick

A limerick exploring the rivalry of Obama and McCain

Political Limerick

Anti McCain/Palin limerick for Political Limerick Contest

Sarah Palin running for Vice President, an anti-Palin limerick.

Limerick about McCain's Vice Presidential Selection

Pit Bull Reform is a political limerick about John McCain's choice of Palin as a running mate.

Is this limerick a comparison or contrast of new political figures? You decide.

Where will the two party system take us in the next 100 years?

A Limerick poem about Presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney, who is running for the Green Party amidst the Obama-McCain frenzy during the 2008 election.

Short verse Political Limerick

My first attempt at writing a limerick.

A short limerick detailing the descent of Senator McCain.

Who will win, what will happen when they do, if anything?

Palin as VP? I think not.