There Are 309,517,592 Oil Disaster Experts in USA. That Includes Me Too. And Only One Barak Obama to Do It

Yes, as of this time of this day, we have 309,517,592 oil disaster experts in USA. That includes me too.

And only one man to do it. And his name is Barak Obama.

People who don't know about the power of water and gravity at such depths are proudly and loudly flashing their ignorance before the whole world.

Who are the best oil leak experts in this country?

Of course first come our talk show hosts. Then come the stand up comedians. Next come the media reporters. After that the expert commentators who know everything under the sun. And last come plebeians like I who create mess for presidents and governors to clean up.

And what we the experts are advising to stop the oil leak?

Obama should plug the leak!

How?

Somehow!

Do we know that no human or submarine has and can go that far, 5000 feet down below sea level, that humans and even most subs can be crushed at such depth?

We don't want to know! It is for Obama to know about it!

Do we know the crushing effect of gravity and water at 5000 feet?

We don't care! Obama should go and study about it!

Until today, only one guy has put some sense into the whole episode. He is the CEO of Exxon Mobil who essentially said:

"We should have taken adequate preparation and avoided cost-cutting shortcuts before venturing out at such unknown depths."

May be wiser after the event but still a warning to all of us who blindly want Obama to go down there and suck it out.

Do we think it is a prestige to display our total ignorance before the whole world by making ridiculous demands on the President for a disaster for which there are no single-shot, immediate solution?

And the biggest joke on our opportunistic society is this poll result:

65% in Louisiana say Bobby Jindal is doing a good job. But 65% don't want the same Bobby Jindal to be governor again!

And remember, he was elected governor when Louisiana was neck deep in corruption, a citizen had to grease the palm of someone just to take a whiff of fresh air and so wanted a new face to clean up that nasty pothole of democracy.

Mr. Bobby Jindal, aren't you doing a thankless job for Louisiana?

Yeah, we invent convenient scapegoats in advance to blame and then we create our own mess in our backyard for them to clean up.