Things God Would Never Say

Sometimes humor can assist us on that journey. It may help to remember that when we encounter a problem or a difficult situation in life, God does not have the same re-actions or restrictions as we do. He can be our ever-present help in time of trouble because He never has to say........

It occurs to Me..."
"Wow, that's a surprise !"
"Whatever !"
"Wish I'd thought of that."
"Boy, I wish I hadn't done that!"
"Messed that one up!"
"Gotcha!"
"Can I have a do-over?"
"Wish I'd known that was gonna happen!"
"I'm just not sure about that..."
"I just don't think I could swing that."
"Guess I'll just have to try harder."
"I didn't mean to do that."
"I wish I'd done that sooner."
"I wish I'd known then what I do now."
"I'll do better next time."
"If I could just remember...."
"His/Her name is on the tip of my tongue."
"Now where did I put that..."
"Now, what am I gonna do /"
"It just dawned on me..."
"Wow, that was a close call."
"Maybe I over/under estimated."
"I guess I was wrong about that."
"I don't know, what do you think ?"
"Id like to help, but I just can't take on another project right now."
"Oh, phooey!"
"I think I'll reconsider my options."
"There's just so much I can do."
"I just can't make up my mind."

For my thoughts (are) not your thoughts, neither (are) your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For (as) the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts. Isaiah 55:8-9 KJV Holy Bible Public Domain