Things Guys Should Never Say to Girlfriend
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Here are some surefire ways to find yourself in the doghouse. Add your own in the comments!
- That waitress sure did have some perky breasts!
- Are you sure you want to get dessert? You had a pretty big dinner...
- Has that always been so snug on you?
- Ran into my ex today. We talked for hours!
- Wow, your hair looks like a movie-star's! Reminds me of Bill Murray in Kingpin.
- Hey honey, Dunkin Donuts has these reduced fat muffins that you might like.
- Is that all the makeup you're going to put on?
- Do you ever shave your that little mustache patch?
- Do you think you'll get that fat when you're pregnant?
- I saw these workout DVDs and thought of you.
- I have no room for my stuff. We should have a garage sale to get rid of all your crap.
- That time of the month already?
- That's so weird, I still remember my ex's birthday, but I can never remember yours!
- That dress is like five years old, it will never fit you now, silly!
- That's you in that picture? You used to be so cute!
Published by Joe Zemla - Featured Contributor in Health & Wellness and Sports
I graduated from Rutgers University in 2004 with a degree in American Studies. Currently, I live in New Jersey and am employed as a behavior therapist at a school for individuals with autism, and a private... View profile
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3 Comments
Post a CommentHaha, no, this is certainly not a personal experience article ;)
Wow. So....are you speaking from experience?
I bet you were really cute when you were younger.
You don't look bad for your age.