Things that Make You Laugh!!!!

Boy says to the mom with his mouth full of snow," Tell me again why I can't eat the yellow snow?"

"The worst thing your man can say to you while you're PMSing is 'You must be PMSing!" -Jenny McCarthy

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." - Author Unknown

Man walks into the Bureau of Missing Persons and says," I think my wife disappeared sometime between the Super Bowl and the World Series."

As his wife wen into labor, a man dialed 911 in a panic. When the dispatcher answered, the man cried out, " My wife is having a baby! Her contractions are only two minutes apart. What should I do?" The dispatcher said," Calm down, sir. Everything is going to be okay, Is this her fist child?" The frantic man replied," No this is her husband!"

Top 5 signs you're spoiled by 21st century living:

5. You curse the dry cleaner for not having a drive through

4. Forgetting your cell phone is like leaving your arm at home.

3. You don't get why your day care can't take online payments

2. It annoys you that an " instant" dessert has to chill for an hour.

1. When your Black Berry breaks down, so do you.