Things Not to Say During or After Sex
That oughta hold ya.
I swallowed my gum.
Not it!
Do you smell that?
Will you be my Facebook friend?
I won!
Sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Can you break a twenty?
Got your nose.
I do all of my own stunts.
This is for a Boy Scout merit badge.
Next...
Do you validate for parking?
I want lots and lots of babies.
Can I have a do over?
This is going to look great on You Tube.
Hey, I think I beat my previous time.
Can you sign this waiver?
Testing 1-2-3.
Wow, they can pierce anything these days.
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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