Things Overheard when Obama was on Letterman

-10. You're almost as smart as Larry Bud Melman
9. Will your health plan cover my next heart attack?
8. Are there aliens, and did they kill the Kennedys?
7. Go ahead, bankrupt the county. You're Barack O Bama!
6. Can I hold your hand.
5. When you talk to God what does he say?
4. David, I don't lie. And if I did you couldn't tell.
3. All great leaders were basketball players. Ben Franklin could fast break.
2. Don't be fooled by Republican scare tactics. Be fooled by our tactics.
1. Can I hide in your office and smoke a doobie?