Things I Think Ought to Be Outlawed

1. Psychologist and Psychiatrists. Psychology, especially secular psychology is from satan.

2. Pills, including capsules. All pills, including aspirin are magic pills. That makes them a form of sorcery (witchcraft) and they are therefore of satan. True Medication can be in form of a salve, rub or liquid.

3. Psychics, like psychology and psychiatry, psychics are from satan. In fact there's not much difference. Both try to predict your future, which is why I refer to psychologists and psychiatrists as psychicologist.

4. Evolution. Evolution is not a true science, it is an attack on the Holy Scripture of Christianity. There is not on shred of legitimate science behind the dis-proven theory of evolution. Evolution is not established science, in fact, it is not science and it should not only be taken out of our public schools, including, but not limited to colleges and universities, it should be outlawed period.

5. Grapefruit. Actually, grapefruit is a good, healthy fruit. It is even good for you and really should not be outlawed. But it taste terrible and that should be outlawed.

6. Liver. I did not say liver and onions because I like onions, but who in right mind likes liver? It's worse than grapefruit.

7. Crooked cops. Technically, crooked cops are illegal. But often cops, it seems to me, break the law and get away with it. This seems to be very true of cops in Williamson County, Texas where they have a reputation for being "tough on crime", but when it comes down to where the rubber meets the road, there are very few honest law enforcement personnel in Williamson County and the lawyers, both prosecution and defense are worse. That's how it seems to me.

I guess if I thought about it a little more I could come up with more things that should be outlawed, like lying by congress. I think it's strange and even crooked that the law wanted to try a former sports player (Roger Clemens) for lying to congress and congress consist of the biggest liars in the United States, and the case was dismissed because the prosecutors got caught lying to the judge. It's kind of strange to me that liars would prosecute someone for lying to liars, which is exactly what, in my opinion, was happening in the Roger Clemens case.

Some of the positions I have taken are based on personal religious views, that is the case with the first two I mentioned, they are personal religious views, they are not views my church takes. Some are just silly like grapefruit and liver, but they are unlawfully distasteful to me. Some are very serious like the lying congress and crooked cops. Not all cops and lawyers are crooked, neither are all lawyers. Well, hope you enjoyed this little article.