Things that I Would like to Ask E.T
1. I bet it cost you a billion dollars to phone home. The long distance rates must be a killer.
2. Would you like to take care of my plants? They all seem to die when I feed them.
3. How would you like to go out and party? I'm sure all the chicks would dig you. After all, you could sure light them up with your finger.
4. Would you like to ride my bike up to the Goodyear Blimp?
5. Does it hurt when you stretch your neck like that? It looks so wrinkly.
6. Hey E.T., how would you like to go with me to the movies and watch The Day the Earth Stood Still?
7. By the way E.T., are you related to Yoda?
8. Is your blood red or some other color? Why don't you grow any hair?
9. You can't spend all afternoon watching television. It will rot your alien brain.
10. Are you married? Do you have children? Do you tell them to "Be Good" or do they misbehave?
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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Post a CommentLOL Steven
I guess that I won't have to ask E.T. what it is like to be homeless...I am going to find that out for myself soon enough.