Third Extraterrestrial Alien Species Discovered!

It is Official! The third extraterrestrial alien species as been identified on Earth. Known as the Little Chameleon Gray, this species has the ability to clean up smog and clear every known pollutant from the atmosphere. Statistics have already shown that the level of smog in California and New York City has decreased to breathable levels and the sky has been seen for the first time in 10 years in some districts. Apparently, it had taken some time to identify the Little Chameleon Gray because of its ability to mimic the pollutants it ingests and is almost transparent. Unfortunately, several thousand were lost in the beginning in the country's attempt to clean the air by the use of wind turbines that pushed the smog into large air balloons that were then sent into space.

The Little Chameleon Gray also has the ability to convert all the pollutants it recovers into garden grade topsoil and several new companies have been created in order to deliver this soil to the new dust bowl located in Kansas and Oklahoma due to the lack of rain in that area since the year 2010. Dump trucks have been lined up for the past month waiting to be loaded and new jobs have been created daily. Heavy equipment operators are still being sought as the aliens are creating mounds of topsoil quicker than you can say "Jack Sprat". In addition, the new soil appears to be disease and parasite free and there are reports of tomatos being grown the size of watermelons.

The first two identified ETA's (Extraterrestrial Aliens), the Furber Green and the Furber Red (named after Charles Furber who discovered both alien species while fishing for cheese), both found in 2009, are already well known and have integrated into the human race with little adverse effect. The Furber Green, first discovered in August 2009, quickly became important as alternative companions and they have done well when paired with the elderly, the disabled and small children. They have shown the capability to satisfy all requirements of assisting these groups in individual and group activities, will methodically disperse pills and medications, and have been willing to cook and clean. Children have been happy with their companions and the epidemic of 2024 involving imaginary friends appears to be over.

The Furber Red, found in November 2009, has the ability to convert table scraps, paper, plastic, glass, and pet hair into methane gas, the fuel of choice for most vehicles now in use. In order to keep a Furber Red, a host individual or family MUST PROVIDE a safe, enclosed, leak-free habitat for the ETA to live and for the manufacture of the gas. Due to the Furber Red being a social alien, it is mandatory that at least two be kept in each enclosure. Except for individual alien specie food requirements, they are very similar to ferrets (other than being hairless) and should be treated accordingly. Please read the information concerning ferrets found at this site.

It is important to note that registration of all Furber Green, Red, and the Little Chameleon Gray Aliens is mandatory. All forms must be filled out within thirty days of being selected as a host individual or family. The penalty of not doing so is having your vehicle, house, or favorite pet confiscated until all applicable rules and forms have been completed.

IMPORTANT NOTICE!! Spouses are no longer being used as a form of compliance due to the abuse of the system. The National Extraterrestrial Board Association (NETA) found that too many spouses were being abandoned in lieu of keeping the alien of choice.