THIS DIET is for ME
It's Called Chocolate
He said, "You know, you are the only person I know who can be on a diet and eat strawberry shortcake with whipped cream, Ho Ho's, cookies, Drumsticks, bread sticks with cheese sauce, and banana splits."
I replied, "Well, look at it this way. When I tell you every year that I "need" a new wardrobe, I really do "need" one. (A few sizes larger).
I used to wear jeans, but now I buy stretch pants-the ones with the elastic waistbands.
My bathing suit this summer looks similar to the ones on the maternity rack.
I thought I'd tell people I started drinking Weight On, and it worked.
People used to ask me how I stayed so thin---I'm glad I don't have to be bothered with that question anymore.
If you ask me, there are several advantages to being fat. You don't have to worry about a diet anymore.
I hate all that diet stuff-all those diet colas-salad. I think eventually that stuff will kill you.
As far as I am concerned homemade ice cream with chocolate, nuts and whipped cream is the only diet for me.
Published by Kathryn Neff Perry
Kathryn writes inspirational Christian poetry. She is also a Christian motivational speaker who strives to inspire and encourage with a little humor along the way. She is the author of the Boone's Creek myst... View profile
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