Three Humorous Haikus About Weight Gain
Once I was skinny
Now I have one big belly
Heavy on my mind
Now I have one big belly
Heavy on my mind
Hamburger deluxe
Now I can't fit in my tux
I have buns of flab
Have sex and lose weight
It's easier said then done
When you weigh a ton
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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4 Comments
Post a CommentYou never stop making me laugh! Great stuff!
That last one is my favorite! Great!
Fun Haiku! I thought I had added you, but wasn't receiving these, so I'm trying again!
I was never thin; Huskies were the size I wore; Vanity shifts shape.
Nicely done, Steven.... an inspiration, even! ... Other matters count.
Haiku you, too! David