Thrifty Holiday Gift Guide: Zombie Edition

C.B. Jones
If you buy stuff for zombies, they will give you a nice head start when they get that dreadful craving. Be sure to hook 'em up with cool gear before it's to late!

Zombies only want you for your brain t-shirt.
The undead should find this pretty humorous because it's true. Also, get this one for I.T. zombies, this one for opposite day, and this one because dancing robots are funny.

Crazy Straw.
For easy access to cranium juice.

Stubbs The Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse
Might be the greatest concept game in recent years. Instead of killing the undead, you play as one.

Rubiks Cube Keychain
Hey, they need something to help pass the time between meals.

Published by C.B. Jones

Working from home, cbjones hopes to one day be able to look back at his 4th grade teacher, and laugh in her face for saying that no body can claim ownership of Saturn's rings.It will be a day which will be d...  View profile

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  • freakmamma12/24/2008

    Zombi-licious

  • Lady Samantha12/22/2008

    ROFL GOOD ONE!

  • Sheri Fresonke Harper12/20/2008

    Cute, fun article. Hope you have a merry Christmas and happy holiday season :) Sheri

  • Steven West12/20/2008

    How about Mr. Zombie Head/ You not only put the parts together, but you eat them afterward.

  • Justice Lives Not12/19/2008

    Love the zombie pic (reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes, for some reason). Hillarious!

  • plntpolice12/19/2008

    The best part about shopping for zombies is you don't have to bother with colorful and decorative wrapping.

  • jpsixbear12/19/2008

    yes, good selections for the zombie

  • Gayle Crabtree12/18/2008

    Fun!

  • 3lilangels12/18/2008

    how cool, great fun read!

  • Janet Roof12/18/2008

    Silly straws for everyone.

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