Tiger Woods 12 Days of Mistresses: A Christmas Song

I know the whole Tiger Woods ordeal is getting a little old, but I decided to spruce the story up a little by turning it into a fun Christmas song about Tiger Woods' many mistresses. 'Tiger Woods' 12 Days of Mistresses' is set to everyone's favorite Christmas song sung in rounds, '12 Days of Christmas', and unlike that tune, all the Christmas gifts here all involve ladies. So have a laugh at the ridiculousness of all of Tiger Woods' mistresses with this goofy (and tragic) Christmas song:

On his first day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see a text message that made him run into a tree

On the second day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see a party girl into married celebrities

On the third day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see a waitress with proof of his infidelity

On the fourth day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see a 'Life & Style' covergirl beauty

On the fifth day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see a clone of his wife Elin

On the sixth day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see a waitress in the home of his family

On the seventh day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see a Manhattan clubgoer named Cori

On the eighth day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see the star of 'OMG, Stop Tickling Me'

On the ninth day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see a presenter on British TV

On the tenth day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see a cougar that's really wealthy

On the eleventh day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see two Las Vegas girls that love to party

On the twelfth day of mistresses Tiger Woods went to see a neighbor that's a little trashy

Sorry Tiger Woods fans, I just couldn't resist! I know that Tiger Woods and his many mistresses is a sensitive subject to some, but this is really more about laughing at the crazy media circus surrounding this sordid story. So enjoy singing this crazy Christmas song, and a very merry Christmases to you and all your mistresses!