Tiger Woods 4th Mistress Surfaces... But for What?

Another woman has stepped forward claiming to be Tiger Woods 4th mistress. At this point, one needs to start wondering if most of this story was ever true to begin with and to what extent.

It should not be a mystery to anyone that when you mix a highly successful and wealthy celebrity with attention hungry, do-anything for a few moments in the spotlight groupies, there is going to be some mingling. It has long been understood that celebrities and uber athletes will have their share of intimate encounters. It goes with the territory. Some may say that it shouldn't be happening if these people are married. There is a place that those people should take a moment to examine. That place is the real world.

Perhaps when Tiger Woods 4th mistress woke up on the day the stories began to circulate about Rachel Uchitel, she thought to herself, now that girl is going to get a lot of attention. She might even have thought, that is pretty scandalous, the greatest golfer of our time having an affair. When the second alleged mistress came forward, Tiger Woods 4th mistress was probably thinking to herself, well this guy had better get some control of himself. However, it is no surprise that women would want to attach themselves to him somehow.

When the third alleged mistress stepped forward, Tiger Woods 4th mistress must have been thinking, now wait a minute. This guy must be really busy. It is no surprise that he would have so many women on the side. Now if I were to step forward as Tiger Woods 4th mistress, I wonder what could happen for me? Nothing terrible could possibly happen. Maybe I will even get a little attention and maybe a few bucks.

That is exactly what appears to be happening. This alleged Tiger Woods 4th mistress has already sold her story and is making a run at her 5 minutes of fame. I say five minutes of fame instead of Warhol's fifteen because there is no way Tiger Woods 4th mistress is going to be that interesting. She isn't even sloppy seconds. She is sloppy fourths! That is really sloppy. Think about how low her expectations for herself must be if her idea of going for it with her life is seizing the opportunity to be known as the fourth woman Tiger dipped into after getting married. I wonder if these women have any idea how they actually rank in the grand scheme of Tiger's life. They are endorphin releasers. That is all. He needed a place to unload tension and they were those places. That is all they will ever be. That is the platform from which these women have chosen to take their big shot.

How sad things have become that this is even a story. People are working on ways to bring affordable housing to poverty stricken families around the world, a new non-invasive much safer form of heart surgery is being developed as you read this and people would rather her about where Tiger is leaving some genetic material on a Sunday afternoon after a few drinks. That is somewhat... pathetic.

However, that is the world we live in today. Tiger Woods 4th mistress is able to sell her story because people want to hear about it. I say "hear" instead of "read" because I honestly don't know how many people read anymore. This story will not last long. There may even be a few more women who step forward looking to make a few bucks and attach their names to the coital train. Once it is done however, more than like likely nobody will hear from these women again. They will be left with a great story to tell their grand kids.

"Hey kids. You see that guy on television. He was one of the greatest golfers ever. One day while he was married, he chose to humiliate himself with me."

"Were you his first choice grandma?"

"No. Fourth."

"Wow grandma. That is special."