Tiger Woods' Harem Expands into Porn

Tiger Woods is at the center of what is arguably the most publicized sex scandal of this century. What is not arguable, however, is that Tiger Woods' sex scandal involves more people than any other I can recall - this century or last. Every day, one or more women step up and 'admit' that they were having an affair with golf great Tiger Woods. At this writing, the number of women is at seven - but that could change by the time you read this.

The latest woman to announce that she was having an affair with Tiger Woods is Holly Sampson, a leggy blonde porn star of some repute. I'm not really sure if Holly Sampson's alleged involvement with Tiger Woods was 'leaked,' or if she just decided during some altruistic moment to let the public know. Either way, it does not bode well for Tiger Woods and his current plight.

I have noticed some consistencies in the women Tiger Woods has allegedly been having affairs with. Tiger Woods seems to prefer blondes who are working in the service trades. I am not really sure that classifying porn star Holly Sampson as being in the 'service trades' is accurate, but I can't bring myself to call her an actress. And she does provide a service.

Something else I've noticed about Tiger Woods' selection of women is that they seem to have difficulty keeping a secret. Since Tiger Woods had his one car accident at his Florida home, it seems that every day at least one of his alleged mistresses decides to talk about her involvement with him. I really don't get that. One woman says she has been having an affair with Tiger Woods for almost three years - and yet she only went public with that information after Tiger Woods' accident. Why now? Could it have been on the advice of a press agent?

Do you want lots and lots of free publicity? Are you a blonde? Are you female? Are you attractive? Do you know how to spell Tiger Woods? If you answered yes to these questions, maybe you too should consider spilling the beans about your torrid affair with Tiger Woods. What a great way to get your name all over the press. And just as importantly, this is one of the few times a female can admit to having an extramarital affair and NOT be the target of abuse and negative inquiry! Tiger Woods is taking all the heat.

I don't think that it's over for Tiger Woods. I think we're going to see more women claiming to have had sexual relations with the golfer before the end of this sex scandal comes about. He's up to seven women now, and by week's end he could easily make it a baker's dozen - - or so. Makes you wonder when the man had time (and energy) for golf - or anything else for that matter.

Two things about this whole Tiger Woods sex scandal thing: 1) I don't buy that all of these women were actually having sexual affairs with Tiger Woods and 2) if they were - so what? If the married president of the United States can have oral sex performed on him by his mistress in the Oval Office, I think that pretty much raises the bar on what is a sex scandal and what is wrong. Yes, Tiger Woods is a high profile figure, but he's nothing compared to Bill Clinton. No matter what, Monica Lewinsky was vaulted to places she'd otherwise have never been.

In closing, no matter who Tiger Woods was having an affair with - if anyone - the possible damage that could do to his relationship with his wife is nothing compared to the damage being done in the media every day. Tiger Woods and his lovely wife may have been able to sort through whatever really happened and come out of it unscathed. But even the very strongest and most devoted of women would have difficulty coping with what the media is doing to Tiger Woods' wife's public image. I don't have any sympathy for Tiger Woods and I certainly don't have any for his alleged mistresses. I do, however, feel sorry for Tiger Woods' wife.