Tiger Woods Mistress Count: Joslyn James Makes Mistress #10 (Or is She #11?)

You'd think by now any celebrity wishing to have an affair with a woman would figure out not to send easily tracked dirty texts and tweets, if not for the sole reason that they will inevitably be used against you someday. Perhaps Tiger Woods isn't as smart as he makes himself out to be, or he would have known that before all the trouble started. So now, not only do his wife and children suffer negative media attention, the general public can no longer open a web browser, turn on the TV, or look at a magazine in the grocery store without being subjected to an over-exposed Tiger.

Though allegations are swirling more furiously than last night's almost nation-wide snowstorm, I've yet to hear if Tiger Woods has actually been officially accused of anything. Sure, he's got a list of mistresses longer than Henry VIII (it's surpassed ten last I checked) but no official allegations have yet been filed (to my knowledge, anyway). Regardless of any real extramarital connections to Tiger Woods, each mistress has been receiving healthy media attention, so if you're a 20 or 30-something starlet looking for the right moment to enter the limelight, now's your opportunity to boast about an affair with Le Tigre.

Tiger Woods' mistress list began with Rachel Uchitel, thanks to the National Enquirer, who accused her of having a long-lived extramarital affair with the pro golfer. After having vehemently denied such allegations, she went to great lengths to try to clear her name, though to none avail as of yet.

According to a recent Media-Newswire.com press release, adult film star Joslyn James (also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels) is the newest addition to the Tiger Woods mistress list. The star claims to have provided "years of faithful service" to Tiger, though the authenticity of this claim has yet to be examined, obviously. But give it time; I'm sure her some newshound will dig up something.

So who are you siding with? Elin Nordegren, who recently filed for an enormous raise in her prenuptials agreement, or Tiger Woods, who, from recent photographs and video footage I've seen, is pawning his confused puppy-dog look in every which direction? According to Fox News, they're both holed up somewhere in a Floridian gated community contemplating a move to a private Swedish island. At this time of the year, a Nordic getaway would at least give them both a chance to chill out for a while. But will it be enough to keep the reporters away? If it means we quit hearing about Tiger and his antics for a while, I sure hope so.

Sources:

http://media-newswire.com/release_1107567.html

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/09/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-leaving-country/