Tiger Woods Ten New Years Resolutions

As we reach 2010, everyone is thinking about how to improve themselves in the coming year. We all have challenges ahead of us. Some want to get in shape, loose wait, learn to read, stop compulsively shoving the elderly, whatever it is we all have goals for the New Year. Celebrities are no different. They are not perfect and have resolutions of their own. For example, perhaps Obama will stop bowing to everyone he meets; maybe Bill O'Reilly will stop being a douche; maybe Kenye West will start taking his psych meds again. Who knows, the possibilities are endless, Britney Spears could even learn to sing; it's possible.

The most talked about celebrity recently has of course been none other than Tiger Woods who used to be famous for golf, but now he's more known for his scandal and his driving record. When you think about it, it's kind of unfair; the media blows things out of proportion when a celebrity is involved. When an average guy has multiple affairs, gets caught, flees from angry wife, drives into a tree and then a mail box and then the tree again, it doesn't make it on fox news. So I'm sure Tiger is ready to make a fresh start in 2010. Below You will find a top ten list of Tiger Woods New Years resolutions. Note: this list is intended for comedy and entertainment purposes only. The author does not provide compensation for time lost or the lack of actual entertainment value herein.

Tiger woods New Year's resolutions:

10. Sign endorsement deal with an auto body shop (maybe Geico too, or state farm)

9. Learn to play just one hole (get it? Because he plays golf and...ok, you're right, lame)

8. Stop getting mad when people laugh and say he would be better off if he had used a driver (yeah because he plays golf and he wrecked his car and...yeah I know lame)

7. Apologize for furthering the stereotypes that black men cheat on their wives and that Asians can't drive.

6. Update facebook status: "I'm in a relationship with...and...and...and"

5. Sign shoe endorsement deal: "When you need to outrun your wife..."

4. Start golfing with Clinton

3. Sign another shoe endorsement: "When you need to outrun one of your 12 mistresses..."

2. Start going to church; it's supposed to be a great place to meet chicks.

1. Appear in the best commercial for on star ever!

There you have it; Tiger Woods' top ten New Years Resolutions. As the rest of us try to commit to ours and follow through with the weight loss, better job, world domination, etc., let's wish him the best luck on his new year.