Tips for Dating - Getting a Gander at the Goose

As stated in tip # 6, great curb appeal goes a long way when getting ready to throw the doors wide open and have a little private party. Women have to go through so much just to appear "natural". Believe me, it's anything but natural! All that cleansing, shaving, waxing, and lotioning ("she puts the lotion on the skin"...Okay, Buffalo Bill!) takes big blocks of time out of a woman's day. Plus, it takes skill! So what's sauce for the goose, baby, is sauce for the gander. And before we ladies get a gander at your goose, you better take some considerable time to "manscape" that landscape.

I had a reader write in about how hairy her honey was, and I advised her on the best way to get that Neanderthal to integrate into modern society by shaving off his body-beard. The reader darn near gagged when first she gazed upon her boyfriend's abandoned lot. (check out that story here).

So let me break it down into terms men can understand as to why becoming a little metrosexual is so important. Are you listening, guys? Here goes!

The smell factor - Just as excess hair is a hygiene factor for women, so it is also for men. All the sweat, urine, and other bodily fluids that collect in that area will soak right into those hairs and cannot be wiped away with anything less than hot water and deodorant soap. Are you prepared to fully wash yourself all day long? I didn't think so. Cut it back or shave it completely to prevent stinky bacterial buildup. Women like things that smell good so make sure your "thing" smells good!

The illusion of size - While you may actually have quite a stalk growing there, how in the world would she ever know it if half of it is concealed by ground cover? You can add nearly two inches, pain and drug free, by simply cutting off all that pubic hair! You know, a good haircut makes the man. So it should follow that a good pube cut will accentuate the manhood!

Penetration - Again, all that hair just gets in the way. It takes up space and cushions the blow, so to speak. As it takes away inches visually, it also takes those same inches away from meeting the full penetration potential. Why would you want to deprive your lady or yourself from two more inches of pleasurable penetration? Stop being stingy! Shave that Loch Ness monster and stretch his neck for the deep dive!

Oral appeal - It's not just all about visual appeal. No one, I mean NO one wants to stick anything covered with hair into their mouths! And you were expecting a little oral gratification? Not with that hairy hot dog! Keeping your shaft, sac, and wall mounting smooth, as well as fresh, will start her salivating for your gourmet meal deal. Don't forget to supersize it!

With all this sensitive scientific data at your fingertips, I'd be surprised if you weren't already in the shower lathering up your love gear for a little "shave and a haircut".

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